okay so I have an ambition with this story... finish by new year, seem crazy? finish a story in under 1 year... seems kinda plausible I am typing as fast as I can so I can slap a COMPLETE on this story and go into tweaking/edits. Then start a seven story serries that I shant give no details on until the last chapters of this story so yeahs.

Hint of da day: rooffeelus foulchoy is a jerk in the slidin house.

story anyone?

Link was being teleported again. He  had felt something wet at his feet and warmth blowing his troubles away.He snapped out of it and thought of zelda. Tied up to that clock tower, screaming my name because they believe it is a performance set up by the Gorman troupe.to close up the three day ceremony. Link had got sidetracked by Zelda. Her golden hair and how it still shined after waiting out in the rain.

Prologue Expansion. Because I like stalling from this chapter.for. No. Particular. Reason.Fitting flashback music above plays. Zelda's POV

I was standing at links door waiting in the freezing cold. She has noticed his absence in his job today. He was crying when he opened the door. We would talk for hours about a land far away where a moon was everybody's enemy. Link shivered and I decided to Make some tea for him. I had came back with the tea and a blanket. I threw the blanket over his shoulders and set the tea in his hand. I felt a little rush of electricity go up my hand and into my brain sending me a sense of warmth and lightheadedness. 15 minutes later Link finished his tea and was still shivering. I wasn't thinking straight and I moved as if it was uncontrollable. I scooted my chair next to his. I slumped my arm around him, rested my golden curly locks on his shoulder, and gave a long exaggerated sigh. Link looked down and asked "what is it Zel?" I stared at his ocean blue orbs and replied with

"Well. I am sad because I don't want to see you sad." I said this in a cutesy three year old voice. I kept staring into space.

Zelda's Daydream said flashback music stops
I was swimming in lake Hyliya. Then something was pulling me under. I was not sure what because it was hazy. I heard a splash and looked up. It was link. Here to save the day. He had tackled the beast and then he held me Bridal style as we escalated to the surface. He brought me to the shore and then layed me down on a bed of flowers.  Then he gave me mouth to mouth. Between the movements he would call out "Zel! Hey Zel! Are you even listening? Snap out of it Zel!"

So I guess the music resumes as Zelda is brought back to reality.

Link was sitting. He was worried. There was a plate of cookies on the table. He grabbed some Lon-Lon milk out I'd nowhere and opened it for me. We shares it and Link started to get a milkstashe. So I offer to clean it up for him. So I reach in with my glove and just before it touched his mouth, my hand withdrawled  and my lips took it's place. I sucked the milk from on to of his lip. I felt the electricity again as I slip my hand to his face. I get bored and then slip my  tongue into his mouth. He pulls away and leaves. Not even saying goodbye.

Some breakup music (I dunno maybe my heart will go on.)

I slumped off the chair onto the cold cement floor. I sobbed and mourned in the throes of link's departure. Out of the blue I whimpered three words... "Notice me Senpai"

Music ends abruptly and the scene shifts back to the great bay. Third person

The sun was being blocked. At first Link thought it was a cloud, but then orange came streaking down from the darkness and tickled link's face. He thought of (insert last 4 lines before breakup here) and pulled out a light arrow. He pulled it out to see a beautiful face staring at him. She was perfectly tanned to a light brown. Her lips were red as blood. She had a tint of blue under her eyes and her long hair was tied up in a large ponytail that reached to halfway through her beautiful legs. She was wearing a white shirt that came down until the bottom of her chest. She was also wearing an elegant black skirt that goes to her knees.

" where is that light coming from?" She spoke in a way that sounded like the waves hitting the shore. why Link felt so lightheaded was beyond him but he knew he wasn't on the beach anymore. And his head hurt. It hurt really bad. He had been laying down and he was stuck with her.

"Where am ?I who is with me?" Link called in the dark. Suddenly a TV monitor turned on and as a small marionette puppet was speaking

"I wanna..."

Somewhere in the secret basement of the narrator

Wait.... This is just OK I QUIT I THOUGHT WE SCRAPED THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL BUT WHUP DE DOO THERE'S A WELL UNDERNEATH. Quoting saw in a book that yo little o childrens are goona be all like... I lik seen its on zee indurweb sew eet huz du buee troo (whoops I just insulted horror fans, I will run before they put me in the reverse bear trap)

Back on track... Rewind back to when the saw reference wasn't played.
Link attempted to stand up. He just couldn't muster...

That is a cliffhanger Homies

Part 2 coming soon with more explosions and wizards and randomness and references from movies