GO: Hello This is Granny Oldlady
N*sticks my hand up* why are you here?
GO: to tell a story about a pig who went on an adventure and said bad stuff like darn
N*sticks up hand again* why? This is my story!
GO: shut it whippersnapper or no punch and pie
N*drools*
GO: Okay a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away also it was the year 20xx... A piggy was in a farm when he busted the fence and went outside. He ripped off his clothes and flew away by walking on the roof with the fat yellow four fingered man holding him named will smith
N*raises eyebrow in dramatic fashion*wrong that's spider pig
GO: okay he got a sword and went to kindergarten and learned to speak Pig Latin he said darn the end. smile. nod.
N: Punch and Pie!✌️😄✌️
GO: I lied😈
N*pulls out rare brand chainsaw™* u lyd 2 mie u mansar *starts crying* (translation you lied to me you monster)
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Authors note
I was bored wanted a random chapter
Granny Oldlady is fine
I cut the table in half w the top secret government documents that could save everyone from Isis (my bad)
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Shoutout to bobitha which I kinda sorta stole the title from
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Rare brand chainsaw is MINE!!!!! Do not steal it
Summer is here! Whoop whoop!
Till next time AZG317