As Tim and Ashton got situated for their first night at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, the phone began to ring. After three or so rings, a message started to play.

"{Hello? Hello? Uh... I wanted to record a message for you; to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. You'll do fine. So lets just focus on getting you through the week, okay? Great.}"

"{Uh, okay, lets see. First there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm suppose to read to you and to all. It's kind of a legal thing, ya know? Alrighty, um, *Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike. Where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that either damage or death, or both, has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon as property and the premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.*}"

"{Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know. But there's really nothing to worry about. The animatronics here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? Not at all. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for 20 years and I never got a bath?, I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So please remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children. And we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.}"

"{So just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. I'm guessing they're left in some sort of free roaming mode at nighttime. Uh, something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. They used to be allowed to walk around during the daytime too. But then there was The Bite O' 87.}"

"The Bite O' 87?" The two looked at each other in confusion.

"{Yeah, it's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, ya know?}"

"Ew." Ashton commented. "Shush. I don't think the message is over yet." Tim said.

"{Now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you and the rest of the night watchmen here, if any, is the fact that these characters...If they happen to see you after hours...Probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll mostly recognize you as a metal endo-skeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, they'll probably try to...Forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now that wouldn't be so bad...If the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices. Especially around the facial area.}"

"{So you could imagine why having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of...Discomfort...And death... Uh...The only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out from the front of the mask.}"

"{Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first night should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh...Oh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night and good luck.}"

"Um...Tim..." Ashton began to feel scared. "Yes Ashton...?" Tim as well. "We shouldn't have signed up for this job..." Ashton said, shaking in fear.