Me: I'm thinking about sharing who I am and what I actually look like so y'all can picture me better. How does that sound?

Hazel: Yeah! And then those diddly-darn jer-- uhh... rude people-- you can ban because they don't like your appearance!

Me: Hazel...

Hazel: Yeah?

Me: You think people won't like my appearance...

Hazel: No! I never said that!

Will: Hey, it's okay! Come on Raegan, Hazel, NICO, group hug!

Nico: No...

Will: *whispers something inaudible for me to hear in Nico's ear*

Nico: *blushes hard, and immediately runs to comply*

Me: *whispers to Hazel* I think someone's getting it tonight...

Hazel: Huh? Someone's getting done? What does that mean?

Nico: Raegan, parli Italiano, vero?

Me: *nods*

Nico: Good, then, CHIUDI QUESTA CAZZO E NON ROVINARE LA FOTTUTA INNOCENZA DI HAZEL, TU MADRE, FOTTUTO IMBOTTITO, ODIO MADRE, FOTTUTI IMBOTTITI COME TE, CHE NON HANNO RISPETTO IMBOTTITO DEL CAZZO!!!

Me: You do realize I'm the one who decides if you get to, ah, how should I put this? Whether or not you get to scopare Will, vero?

Nico: *blushes* vero...

Me: Good. Don't worry, it'll be a long... restless night for you too...

Will: I'm just going to pretend Nico didn't teach me Italian or anything...