"A.B.S." Will spelled out as he stared at Nico with lust and hunger.

"I-I mean A.B.C.D.E.F.--"

"U" Nico continued.

"R my Sunshine! My only Sunshine!" Will finished.

Don't do that again, Niccolo! Will thought.

He thought back to their vows. How much more he wanted to say. How much more he knew he meant...

I must be dreaming! Will thought, staring at Nico's torso yet again.

"Thank you, Nico." Will said, taking off his own shirt and holding Nico's bare chest against him.

"I... I lo--" Nico tried, but couldn't. He just couldn't say it, and he hated himself for it.

"I love you, too." Will whispered back, hugging him tighter.

One of the Ares kids yelled something out, and Will marched towards him, chest puffed out.

"What in the ACTUAL HELL did you just say? QUIT SPOUTING SHIT FROM YOUR MOUTH, AND GO USE THE GODS DAM BATHROOM!" Will yelled, looking angry. It was the first time he had cursed in front of, well, anyone but Nico.

"What happened?" Percy asked Nico from the side.

"He... he said the f word..."

"FUCK?!" Percy yelled, and if that were the word he was talking about, he'd be in some deep shit. Luckily for him, it wasn't.

"No." Nico said, looking down. "The other f word." he finished, and at first, Percy didn't understand, but once he had, he was pissed. Pissed beyond the dam toilet. He [was] pissed all the way through to China!

"YOU NEVER FUCKING TALK ABOUT MY LITTLE GAY BOY FRIENDS LIKE THAT!!!" Percy said, grabbing onto the kid's collar.

"We're fucking GREEK for crying out loud! Like, half the people in any kind of story there are fucking gay!" Will yelled, surprising me by his boldness. "You got me?"

The Ares kid shook his head up and down obnoxiously.

"Good." Will said, scaring everyone around him. "I wanted to get that drilled in your brain. 'Cause when ya wake up, it'll be the only thing you remember."

Then, Will, son of Apollo, god of medicine and health, (and gayness, along with Hades, apparently) punched his as hard as his masculine hands, that rubbed just right that they made Nico cry out every 5 moments they were alone, knocking the kid out cold. In fact, Percy, who was holding the kid, toppled over from the force.

Will ran up to his groom, making sure he was okay.

"Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. It's just..." Nico stared at Will, long, and hard. (Just like something else bulging in Nico's pants)

"Just what? You wanted to hit him? I'm sorry, I can heal him up and you can just--"

"No, no..." Nico trailed off, then, in the same voice that was to come (like so not foreshadowing)

"I really want to get out of here." Nico said, and they snuck out, all the while completely aware of the bulge connected to their groins.