Here are the top 5 things that make me cring/  get mad

1 somebody said
I don't watch creepy pasta

Ahhh its read creepypasta

2 I have heard so many people say

Neko bear

Neko wolf

And when I ask them what there definition of Neko is

And they say "oh its a humanoid animal "

Then
Me : *in head* nope nope noooo

*typing* oh ok

Like why.

Neko =cat

It directly means cat ccccccaaatttt

Not. Just any animal

It means cat
Kitty kitten cat cat catty cat cat mic catter son caaaaaaatttt

3 me "hey did you see that new. Anime "
Boy:"oh your a weeb you watch Chinese cartoons "

Ok 3 things wrong with that sentance

1 it is not weeb it is otaku

2 it is jappenens not Chinese

3 it is anime not cartoons.
Cartoons are what you show to children
You call anime cartoons it is not cartoons
If you call it cartoons
The fine i can show the 3 year old
Boko no pico
Soul eater
Uh
Oh ohshc
Maybe

4 me: I love anime
Person:  wow animes for kids

Me. :ok so
watch
Boko no pico
Death note
Tokyo ghoul
Hentila
Attack on titan
Parasite
And
Soul eater

Then come back and tell me if anime is is for kids ok

5 me: *at a store* 
Person i know: oh my gosh what are you doing here

Me : oh you know about to blow up the store in order it make a portal to space so i can travel back in time to save president Lincoln and adopt a dog then travel to the land of fandom
What do you think i am doing here baka

And those where the top 5 things that make me mad