I don't even know where to being with this day. Romances were formed, people were killed, everybody was acting gay.. I don't even know anymore.

First, eveerybody now has a creepypasta name Mady is now going my palm tree, Madisen is Killer Flamingo, Bryson is electric toothbrush man, Patrick is Patricia the Thot, and Moses is Moses the Weeb....... I'm honestly scared.

2 hours later

And we have out first death of the year!! Both Mady and Ben attacked Patrick and killed him... Let's just say Slenderman isn't too happy about this. And while all of this is going on, Bryson is selling electric toothbrushes!!

I looked away for a moment and I see two girls that I have never even met. One is fangirling over LJ and the other is talking about how she was going to kill Patrick before Ben and Mady. It appears their names are Kaitlyn and Terracotta... Wait! It's not terracotta, it's Takarah!!

A little while later I see Madisen and Mady talking about anime while Ben and Bryson are having a rap battle.

I don't think Bryson knows how to rap because all he says is, "IM A CHILD CHILD MOLESTERERERER!!!"

Ben is just standing thhere looking depressed like he could never compete with Bryson. Meanwhile, Moses is challenging me to a rap battle too!! I say no but then he starts swearing at me in Japanese! God , these kids can't get anymore annoying.

I STAND CORRECTED!!!

Kaitlyn comes up to me and asks, "What's your opinion of waffles?".

I stare at her trying not to take out my hatchets for obvious reasons.

"Waffles are great and all but have you heard of French Toast?", I answer.

I'm finally getting some peace and quiet around here!! Mady is flirting with every girl in her path except clockwork, Kaitlyn is annoying LJ and EJ, and Masky and Hoodie are kissing... WAIT!! MASY AND HOODIE ARE KISSING!? I look out the window and see tons of fangirls!!

Everybody is chilling on the roof where they can't get us. LJ decided it was was good idea to throw rocks on them but that just made it worse!! Finally, we decide it's time to make a sacrifice. Jane automatically voulenteers Jeff but everybody else decided already... LJ was the sacrifice.

We threw him off the roof and he yelled, "DAMMIT!! I HATE KIDS!!!"