(YASSS I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH I JUST CAN'T EVEN)

-The title says it all, must I really explain? Okay, fine. Think of Romeo and Juliet, but a more criminal way. What do we get? Bonnie and Clyde, really. But you and TH aren't no damn B&C, now are you? With him alone running an entire empire and you by his side, it's not surprising you two were Cybertron's most wanted. If you were to get caught, the Alchemor is where you'll be heading. But that's not going to happen. They won't take you alive. As long as you're side by side. And partners in crime-

YOUR POV:

"Ready, doll?"

"Aren't I always?"

Thunderhoof smirked, an expression rarely anyone ever gets to see. Well, except me, that is. When he wasn't busy planning his next heist or out "fixing a problem", we were usually taking care of the normal business. 

Robbing banks. 

Everything else was absolutely off-limits to femmes and considered business that only mechs could handle. It hurt a bit, but as long as I got to spend time with my bonded, I was fine with it.

He decided to spoil me today by letting us rob a small community bank in broad daylight.

How considerate..

It was thoughtful, however. Considering how we usually did our work at night. It got terribly boring for me. I wanted excitement! And if this was the best he could do..

I was happy.

This tale of reckless love, living a life of crime on the run

We were doing it his way today. Which usually consisted of barging in and intimidating people. It worked pretty good, but it always brought the feds in real quick. But a rush of adrenaline was nothing I couldn't handle. They'd never catch us anyways.  I'm not being over confident or cocky. Thunderhoof and I are just that good. 

It all went according to plan.

"Everybody freeze!"

"Nobody move!", I pointed my blasters.

He advanced, "Put the money in the bag-"

"-Or we will shoot!"

I just loved being in sync with him. I felt it brought us closer in a way..

He was dangerously towering over the small clerk. Intimidating was one way to put it..

"Empty out da vault and me an' my doll will be on our way..", his optics narrowed and he stood up tall and proud.

I smirked to myself as the poor fool began forking over Shanix.

Works everytime.

Our paper faces flood the streets

We were Cybertron's most wanted. A title we were both proud of. Deputy Chase always had us as his main case. But he could never catch us. No cop could.

The sirens could be heard in the distance. We fled the scene and transformed.

"Silverhound! Take care of them!", I ordered as we drove off.

You'll never take us alive!

The big mutt transformed and attacked the cops wildly.

We swore that death will do us part, they'll call our crimes a work of art.

I sighed in relief as we made it back home safely. Another job well done.

You'll never take us alive!

"Nicely done, doll", he transformed and sealed the Shanix off with the other hundreds of pounds we kept locked away.

We'll live like spoiled royalty

I rolled my optics and smiled, "It was all you, Thunderhoof. And you know it."

"I beg ta differ, sweetspark."

"Well, I guess you'll have to beg, then." I grinned.

He smirked, "You'll be the one doin' da beggin', doll."

Lovers and partners

"I don't beg to you, love."

"I'd say it's 'bout time you did, y/n. An' dat's an order" 

Before I could say anything else, his lip plates crashed against mine. The force was so strong it caused him to push me against the wall. His intentions, I'm sure. His servos kept mine above my helm and my legs flat against the wall.

You can guess what happened next.

Partners in crime!

~timeskip~

Oh, come on. This one was too easy. The small store on the corner kept nothing but spare parts. I mentally sighed.

"Let's get it over with, then?"

"It ain't that simple, y/n. This li'l shrink may look like nothin', but he's one pit of a snitch. If we don't do dis the right way, cops'll be on our tailpipes in no time."

"But we always get away faster. No one can catch us."

"Eyo, don't get to cocky now, capisce?"

"Yeah, yeah....."

"Alright.. so I think we should- Y/N!!!!!"

Before he could finish giving orders, I ran in. This little bracicon shouldn't be anything to be stressing about.

Did I say little?

A giant claw smashed the floor in front of me.

"I knew you guys were gonna show up! I knew it! You're not stealing from my store! Nope!"

He lunged at me. snapping his claws at my smaller frame.

Where we gonna go?

Thunderhoof charged in, destroying the entrance with his antlers.

"Stay away from her, Clampdown!"

He's got us pinned!

"AH!", the pathetic bracicon yelped as my cervicon began lowering his antlers.

"Ain't no one gonna mess wit' my doll!" He ran forward and crushed him into the wall. I was terrified. I knew that he murdered occasioally, but I'd never  seen him physically harm someone.

Baby I'm a little scared!

"Get da Shanix, y/n!

Now don't you quit!

I nodded, but before I could take a step..

"He sounded the alarm! I hear the sirens closing in!"

Thunderhoof immediately backed off, letting Clampdown slump to the floor. He scowled and raised his ped, determined to finish the job.

But there was no time for that!

I grabbed his arm and tried to drag him away.

"Thunderhoof, we have to go!"

"Not before I tear that dirty little squealer a new exhaust engine!"

"Another time! They're coming, Thunder!"

Why must this mech be so stubborn?

You'll never take us alive! We vowed that death will do us part, they'll call our crime a work of art. You'll never take us alive! We'll live like spoiled royalty. Lovers and partners. Partners in crime...

We were too late.

"Police department, come out with your *servos up! We have the place surrounded!"

"Scrap.."

I transformed my servos and glanced at Thunderhoof. We shared a few brief astroseconds of silence. Mentally debating what we should do. There was no way out..

Then he smiled knowingly and leaned down to kiss my cheekplate. Muttering.

"No matter what..I love yous.."

 We slowly walked out together.

"Put your weapons down!"

I raised my blaster...and he lowered his horns.

"PUT YOUR WEAPONS DOWN!"

He took my servo into his, knowing what was about to happen. I knew too..

"Ready, men!"

We both ran forward.

"Aim!'

I closed my optics and held his servo tightly. Knowing this might be the last time I even got to hold his servo.

"FIRE!!!"

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The skies are black with lead filled rain! A morbid painting on display!

This is the night that young love dies, buried at each others side!

You never took us alive!

We swore that death would do us part,

so now we haunt you in the dark!

You never took us alive!

We live as ghosts among these streets,

Lovers and partners...

Partners in crime.

Partners in crime!

Partners in crime!

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I know it was short but I really fell in love with this song yesterday so I just had to write a oneshot with it! I'm sorry >~< This is also unedited...

Btw! I've been thinking of starting another oneshot book.. Anyone up for some Steeljaw x reader?? Let me know!

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Next will be Flesh I promise!!