Title: Three wishes and you're mine

This is a work of fan fiction using characters from the How to train your dragon world, which is trademarked by DreamWorks Animation L.L.C. and originally written by Cressida Cowell, and I do not claim any ownership over them or make any money from them. This story is for entertainment only and is not part of the official storyline.  

Co-Written by: warorpeace and Vala411

The apartment was nothing but ordinary. A small studio located on the east side of the small town of Berk, it was adequate enough for a single person.

It was why Garry, also known as Snotlout, had chosen the place. That and the incredibly cheap rent.

The living room consisted of the very basic: a four seat dining table made of wood could be seen against the wall. There was a wardrobe near it where he stored his dishes. On the other side of the room a slide door made of glass gave access to a small balcony where there was a red hammock, with a mid-sized teddy bear on it. It was hidden enough from prying eyes, as Snotlout did not wish to explain to anyone why he had "Fluffy", not since he had to embarrassingly do so to his cousin, Hickey "Hiccup" Haddock.

There was also a small TV on the wall opposite to the entrance door, and a two-seat sofa pushed against it. The walls were painted with an egg-white colour and the ceiling had a single lightbulb. Apart from the numerous portrayals of himself, and the occasional S symbol hanging on the wall, one could have thought Snotlout lived a humble life.

However, given that the sofa was pushed aside to give room to a pentagram surrounded by black candles and that there was so much incense in the air that a fish could smell it, it was clear that Snotlout was not satisfied with his life. After all no one would wish to summon a demon, not if one was desperate to change one's life.

The summoning had worked, much to his surprise. He had not put much faith in it after buying the black candles for a few cents each, and having given a broken 1930s phone to the twins for the book. However, because of his disturbing lack of faith, Snotlout found himself at a loss for words and in front of a demoness.

A very beautiful, very hot blonde demoness.

"Uhm" Snotlout, dressed in his white pyjamas filled with dancing flamingos on it, looked up from his seated position before the pentagram.

"Well?" The demoness asked.

"Uhm...." Was all Snotlout could say as he gazed at the female demon that he had accidentally managed to summon. He never thought it would work, honestly he didn't. It was just a book the twins had picked up at a flea market.

"Well don't keep me waiting." She stated as her black heel tapped impatiently on the wooden floor.

"Who are you?!" Snotlout now screeched like a little girl as realization set in. 'Oh my Thor! I really did summon a demon' his mind screeched.

The demoness simply rolled her eyes before pointing her very sharp very silvery axe at Snotlout causing him to scoot back.

"I'm Astrid, the 179th Demon Queen." She proclaimed proudly. "And what business have you that requires my summoning?"

"Business?" Snotlout managed to get out.

Astrid tried to hold off her annoyance. "Yes business. Anyone you need killed, dismembered, dissolved, blackmailed, tortured, cooked....."

"OH MY THOR STOP!!!" Snotlout shouted as he quickly stood up. Astrid's eye twitched as she was interrupted mid explanation. "I have no business like that!!" He quickly stated. "It was all a big mistake. I didn't even think the spell was real!!"

"What?" Astrid now growled. "You mean to tell me that I just traveled through the entire nine levels of Hell for nothing!!" She then grabbed Snotlout by the scruff of his pyjama top and lifted him up. "Are you kidding me!!"

"Wait!!! Please!!" Snotlout shouted as he tried to calm her. "The book said any summoned demon has to grant the summoner three wishes." That caused Astrid to stop and drop him.

"Well I give you credit. You did read ahead."

Snotlout rubbed his behind as he had fallen on it when she let him go. "So what will your wishes be? Make them so that I can take your soul already."

"MY SOUL?!" Snotlout now asked gobbed smacked.

"I take it back. You didn't read that far ahead." Astrid mumbled. "You get three wishes I get your soul." She told her gobsmacked summoner. "And no it can't be negated. You summoned me. I'm not leaving empty handed."

"But...." Snotlout began but Astrid swung down her axe between his legs. "EEK"

Snotlout was nervous as he gulped and looked at the demoness. 'Well if things turned out like this I'll at least go out with a bang.' His mind stated as he looked up at the woman. He couldn't help but leer a bit at the skin her clothing revealed.

"Perv" Astrid muttered as a booted heel tapped impatiently.

"Alright for my first wish!" Snotlout stated dramatically as he stood up. "I wish I had a pile of money."

Astrid rolled her eyes. "Typical. Very well." She stated and then clapped her hands together. There was a rumbling sound and Snotlout looked up to the portal that had formed on his ceiling.

"What in th-" He didn't get to finish that sentence as a large pile of quarters fell on him. "What was that?" Snotlout gasped as he dragged himself out of the mountain of quarters.

"A pile of money." Astrid simply stated as she leaned against the wall looking amused. Snotlout sputtered and tried to think of something but he gave up as the demoness was right. It was a pile of money.

"So..... what shall be your second wish?"

"UGH" Snotlout grumbled as he shook some coins out of his pants.

"Fine.... Eh..... let me think...." He said and then he got an idea. There should be no way for this wish to be screwed up. "I wish to be surrounded by women!" He told the demoness.

Astrid clapped her hands and the next thing Snotlout knew he was surrounded by women. Senior citizens to be more precise. The old ladies looked around and upon spotting Snotlout they started pinching his cheeks.

"Hey... ouch.. Stop it... no.... I'm not pinchable!!" Snotlout shouted under the assault of the grandmothers. "UGH I wish everything would just go away!!" Snotlout shouted in panic and the next thing he knew he was on the floor. He stared around and saw that every piece of furniture was gone.

"WHAT IN TARNATION?!" Snotlout shouted as he hastily stood up and looked around. Nothing was left in the apartment besides him and the demoness, the same demoness who was watching him with a predatory grin.

"And that makes three." She smirked as she picked up her axe which she had laid down against the wall and walked towards her prey.

"Wait! What do you mean three. I only made two wishes!"

"Silly" Astrid smiled as she raised her axe. "You just made your last one."

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Snotlout screeched as he backed away from Astrid. She was just about to swing down her axe when the door to Snotlout's apartment was shoved open. Both Astrid and Snotlout looked at the newcomer.

"Snotlout..... Are you alright? It sounded like someone was getting killed here." The auburn haired man who interrupted asked worriedly as he took in the scene.

"I've never been happier to see your face cuz!!" Snotlout said with relief while Astrid muttered "Someone was about to"

"Uhm..... am I disturbing something?" The man asked as Astrid turned around to take a good look at the one who interrupted her. A smile graced her face as she checked him out. 'This one was hot' Her mind supplied.

"Why hello cutie. What's your name?" Astrid asked momentarily forgetting about Snotlout.

"Well.... Eh.... everybody calls me Hiccup." The man stated as he also looked at the demoness in awe.

If it were not for the highly polished axe in her hand or the faint black smoke around her, and the pair of horns on the sides of her head Hiccup would have thought she was an angel, considering how beautiful she was.

He took in her clothing, which instantly made him blush. She was wearing a black and red corset made of something that appeared to be latex, although he was pretty sure it was just some demonic thing. The corset revealed far more cleavage than what he was comfortable with.

Her palm-length skirt didn't help in one bit, and when she turned slightly sideways Hiccup could have sworn he saw part of her buttcheek and her panties.

Lastly she was wearing a pair of black boots that covered most of her legs. 'Unfortunately' he thought, and then he chastised himself as he realised what he had just thought. Her golden hair hung loose on her shoulders, contrasting with her clothes as much as her blue angelical eyes contrasted with her devilish horns.

Astrid lifted a brow at the weird name. "Are you seriously named after an involuntary stomach spasm?" She asked as she walked a little closer to Hiccup, not missing how he stared at her.

"Well my real name is Hickey." Hiccup mumbled, looking a little embarrassed.

Astrid stopped advancing on Hiccup and just stared at him in curiosity. "Like seriously? Your name is Hickey?!"

"Eh.. yes" Hiccup mumbled as Astrid tried to stifle a laugh. His eyes widened however when she made a business card appear out of nowhere and had it floated to him.

"My name is Astrid, the 179th Demon Queen, at your service." She told Hiccup as he took the business card and glanced at it.

"Wait..... You have business cards?" Snotlout asked as he stood up.

"It says all powerful demon on it." Hiccup mumbled. "Normally I wouldn't believe it but the card did just float."

"That it did." Astrid smirked as she now closed the distance between Hiccup and herself. "You know, you're pretty cute. I can give you anything you want Hickey. Maybe even some more hickeys." She whispered and then smirked at the man's flustered expression.

"Don't listen to her Hiccup!" She dumped a pile of quarters on me and had me attacked by grannies!!" Snotlout argued.

"Semantics" Astrid shrugged before turning her attention back to Snotlout. "Let me just get your soul...."

"Wait... wait wait!! Don't take his soul." Hiccup shouted as he tried to get Astrid's attention.

"Give me one good reason why not."

"He's an idiot." Hiccup stated.

"Hey!!" Snotlout shouted indignantly at the idiot comment.

"Well you have a point." Astrid thought. "I never granted three wishes that fast."

"Hey!!" Snotlout grumbled.

"But I still need payment." Astrid stated as she thought for a moment.

"Does it have to be his soul?" Hiccup now asked.

Astrid smiled. "Smart aren't you. No, it doesn't have to be his soul. It can be something of equal value. Honestly the whole demons eating souls thing has gotten a bit cliche in the last thousand years or so."

"I take it that the black smoke is cliche also?"

She shrugged, taking pleasure in how his eyes glanced at her chest and then looked at anywhere but her. She noticed his flustered expression and smiled. "You could say that," she said as she made the smoke vanish.

"Cuz please you got to do something!!" Snotlout shouted. "I'm sure she's going to have her wicked way with me!!"

"And that's a bad thing?" Astrid mumbled as she crossed her arms while looking at her poor victim.

"Wait no it isn't!" Snotlout quickly amended as he leered a bit at her. "COME TAKE ME BABE!!" He said as he held his arms open.

Astrid and Hiccup couldn't help but groan at Snotlout's antics. "I'm seriously beginning to regret answering his summons." She muttered. "Is he always like this?" She asked Hiccup who was wondering how they could have been related.

"He could be worse." Hiccup told her causing her to sigh. He felt much more sorry for this demoness.

"Is there any way that this could be negated. I'd hate for you to be stuck with him for all eternity." Hiccup told her as Snotlout was now flexing his muscles while trying to show off.

"There is a way. It has to be a selfless act." She told Hiccup.

"Well" Hiccup thought and then asked "Would you be willing to take me instead of Snotlout?"

"You would freely switch places with your cousin?" She asked Hiccup seriously. "You must not lie at this point."

"Yes I would. No one deserves to be subjected to him for eternity." Hiccup told her in all honesty as he saw her eyes widen. He didn't expect to have a lap full of demoness as she jumped him in glee causing both of them to tumble to the floor.

"Uhm...." Hiccup was cut off as Astrid kissed him. "You did it!! You just negated the contract!" She said as she pulled him closer before kissing him again, much more passionately. "And that is for thinking about me sweetie." She purred as Hiccup became flustered.

"Wait what!!!" Snotlout now shouted. "The hot demoness isn't going to have her wicked ways with me?!"

Astrid ignored Snotlout as she was twirling a finger in Hiccup's auburn hair. "So, what now?" Hiccup asked as she still sat on him. "You take my soul or...."

"No NO Hiccup. All of us are out of the contract. Your selfless deed, while not for your cousin, triggered the clause. So I don't need to take your soul." Astrid assured. "But I would like to get to know you better."

Hiccup was doing a perfect imitation of a tomato as he asked "Want to have dinner at my place?"

"I'd love to Hiccup." Astrid smiled as she helped him up before picking up her axe. "Lead the way cutie." She said as they exited Snotlout's apartment.

"Wait.....why does Hiccup get the hot demoness!!" Snotlout whined as he was left alone in an empty apartment. "AND WHERE THE HELL HAS ALL MY FURNATURE GONE!"

-----The End?-----