Hiccup yawned as he made his way towards the kitchen. It was still early in the morning and he needed a few cups of coffee to wake up and meet his deadline.

"Hiya sweetie" Was suddenly said causing Hiccup to turn around quickly and spot Astrid lying seductively on his living room coffee table.

"Don't do that!" He warned with a hand on his heart. "You'll give me a heart attack one of these days." he looked at Astrid who was wearing her usual outfit and displaying her horns. They had already been dating for a few months and he was surprised when she told him she could look human if she wanted to. "When did you get here?" He asked as he pushed the button on his coffee maker.

"Just now." Astrid told him as she got off the table and walked towards him. "I have to get to work soon but I wanted to show you this." She said and pulled out a long whip. "My dad got it for me! Isn't it great?"

"Yeah" Hiccup told her as he watched her flex the whip. Over the months he had come to know Astrid he noticed that she had quite a huge collection of weapons. He made the mistake once of sitting down without checking and got to feel the sharp end of one of her throwing knives.

"I'm going to have so much fun with this today!" Astrid squealed as she tucked the leather whip away on her belt. "The other demonesses will be jealous!"

"Have fun" Hiccup told her as he gave her a kiss on the cheek. Astrid giggled before pulling Hiccup closer and giving him a passionate kiss on the mouth. She smiled and also gave Hiccup a slap on the behind, causing him to startle and blush, before poofing out of his apartment.

"Oh that woman" He laughed as he went about his day.

Hiccup was busy for the rest of the day working on the web designs his clients wanted. It was near four o'clock in the afternoon when the doorbell rang. Hiccup stretched his arms and got rid of the crick in his neck before heading to the front door and opening it up. He raised an eyebrow upon seeing his cousin on the other side.

"Snotlout what are you doing here?" He asked as he watched his cousin look suspiciously around. With a sigh he said "Astrid is not here right now."

Snotlout then looked relieved before he entered the apartment. "You don't have to be so scared of her you know. She's actually very sweet." Hiccup told his overdramatic cousin.

Snotlout shot Hiccup an 'are-you-kidding-me' look. "She set my pants on fire."

"Well in all honesty you were ogling her breasts." Hiccup told him as he crossed his arms.

"What! She's hot!"

"And I have you running around like a screaming chicken on fire on video." Hiccup smirked.

"I was just trying to find out where all my furniture went." Snotlout grumbled as he then asked "You got any food around?"

"Let me guess. You still haven't found your fridge yet have you."

"I just spend a month traveling through the Antarctic to rescue my teddybear from a penguin!" Snotlout muttered. "Right now I need food and lots of it."

"Fine, help yourself." Hiccup mumbled. "Lock the door when you're don-" Just as Hiccup was saying that someone appeared in his living room causing Snotlout to let out a girlish squeak before hightailing it out of the apartment with only a salami grasped in his hand.

"Can I help you?" Hiccup asked the stranger who had just popped into his living room. The man was certainly a demon, the horns and the little flapping bat-like wings already gave it away. The man had blonde hair and was wearing a scarlet red suit and tie while carrying a spear. He was already used to Astrid popping in and out all these months that he was hardly surprised anymore.

"I'm Solei Hofferson." The man introduced as he looked at Hiccup with a critical eye. "I'm assuming you're Hickey Haddock."

Hiccup's eyes widened when he heard the name. "Yes sir, though I prefer Hiccup instead of Hickey." He told the man a bit sheepishly. "You must be Astrid's father."

"That indeed I am." The man stated. "And you are the young man that my baby demon girl has become besotted with but I shall be the judge if you are good enough for her."

Hiccup let out a nervous gulp and cough. "May I offer you some refreshments?"

"Tea if you have any." Mr. Hofferson stated as he sat down on one of the couches.

"Right" Hiccup said as he scurried into the kitchen. He quickly prepared the tea and got out some of the butterscotch cookies he made yesterday. He brought a tray over and set it on the coffee table.

Mr. Hofferson picked up a cup and poured some tea before asking. "So what do you do Hiccup?"

"Well I'm a web designer." Hiccup told him. Mr. Hofferson looked at Hiccup weirdly.

"You design spider webs?" He mumbled looking perplexed. "That......... certainly is an interesting career choice."

"No no!" Hiccup quickly corrected. "I design web pages for clients." He explained. "They use the pages to advertise on the internet the wares or services that they want to sell."

"I.... see" Mr. Hofferson mumbled. "What exactly is this internet?"

Hiccup arched a brow. "Mr. Hofferson, you don't get out much do you?"

Mr. Hofferson let out a huff. "With all the incoming souls!" He muttered. "I haven't had a vacation since the Renaissance!"

"Oh my" Hiccup said as he stared in shock at the man.

"Some souls are just sooooo needy!" He muttered angrily. "They complain about everything! From the lava pit being too hot to the needles being too pointy!! Even me poking them with my spear off a cliff gets them complaining!"

Hiccup felt sorry for the clearly overworked demon and offered him a large butterscotch cookie. The man took it and then bit into it. He let out a hum of approval.

Two hours later Astrid popped back into Hiccup's apartment. "Oh Hiccup darling!!" She called but got no answer. "Hiccup?" She called again. It was then that she heard some weird song coming from Hiccup's office. She walked to the door and pushed it open. Her eyes widened at the sight that greeted her.

"TAKE THAT YOU PINK GHOST!!" She saw her father shout as it seemed he and Hiccup were playing Pacman on the computer.

"Oh no! The cherry wore off!! Run run run!!" She saw Hiccup shout as the pacman was now being chased again.

"Eh.... Daddy?" Astrid asked startling the man, causing him to lose a life.

Mr. Hofferson whirled around to face his daughter who was watching both of them curiously. "Princess!!" He quickly said. "What are you doing here?!"

"Visiting my boyfriend. What are you doing here?"

"Visiting your boyfriend." Mr. Hofferson nervously chuckled.

"Daddy!! What did I tell you about scaring off the boys who like me?"

"Oh don't worry princess. Sweetie pie. Apple of my eye." Mr. Hofferson nervously chuckled. Meanwhile Hiccup was looking at the pair in curiosity. That was until Mr. Hofferson put an arm around Hiccup. "Hiccup and I here have been getting along fine. He even showed me how to work this interweb thingy."

"Internet" Hiccup corrected as Astrid raised an eyebrow.

"Oh and he makes the best cookies!" Her father gushed. "I haven't had butterscotch since Pompeii."

"Daddy you know what sugar does to you!" Astrid admonished. "There is a reason you haven't had sugar since Pompeii."

"Astrid dear I am so happy you found a man who can cook." Her father gushed. "I wholly approve."

"I can cook." Astrid protested as she crossed her arms.

"Honey....... You gave Lucifer food poisoning."

"It was only twice!" Astrid defended while Hiccup quirked an eyebrow.

Her father chuckled before he took out his wallet. "Now Hiccup take a look at my little Snookie!" He chuckled as a long accordion styled photo holder fell out.

"Now this is my little demon at two!" He chuckled. "Look she set her first tree in flames and here she is at four getting her first pitch fork!"

"Dad!" Astrid warned.

"Oh and my wittle baby is here at eight bringing her chainsaw to show and tell!" He kept on gushing. "Oh and this was when she got her braces."

"Dad NO!!" Astrid now shrieked as she dove at her father, accidentally knocking Hiccup down as well.

Hiccup was being squished under Astrid and her father as they fought over the pictures. "But Snooky! I haven't shown him your sweet sixteen yet!"

"Exactly!" He heard Astrid shout and he then vaguely wondered what else was in store when dating a demoness.

-----The end or is it?----

(You decide)