*Pulls head out of the freezer*

What the flip are you doing here?
Fine, well you're here and it doesn't look like you're leaving.

*Grabs ice cream, two spoons and hands one to you. Settles onto the counter*

I warn you, steal my carton and I will tackle you.

So what do you need to know about this book? Well, not much really. It has words, which I heard can be a downside in some books. It's shorter than my other works. Hmmmm...what else?

*Eats some ice cream*

Ah! That's it! It's co-written with my sister. I knew there was something! Great part is you already know her, she wrote Celebrity Cruise. JoymomentsSISTER
Also it's more of a cliché-ish type book than my normal ones. Yup, well that's all you need to know.

*Takes carton from you*

Now stop breaking into people's houses and stealing their ice cream. Jeez, the nerve of some people.

*Waves spoon at you*

Oh, yeah and enjoy or whatever.

*Walks off eating ice cream. Sticks head back into room*

If you correct my grammar, make sure to add a smiley face emoji after the correction! 😉 Thanks for helping me out.

Now begone reader before I talk some more!

Book aesthetic!

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