Katsuki grabbed the knife and held Izuku at his back. "Who are you!?" He exclaimed at the unknown man standing in the living room.

He wore a complete black tuxedo and a nervous face. He bowed towards the couple, "I'm so sorry for intruding, m-my master asked me to check you two" the man said, apologizing again and again.

Izuku held his taser up, "And whose this master of yours?" He asked, glaring. The butler shook his head, "I cannot answer that" he said.

Katsuki approached the man and aimed his knife on his neck. "Don't give me that shit Mister. Who is your master?!" He exclaimed. The writer hugged his torso, "don't hurt him Katsuki, he looked harmless" he whispered.

The actor tsked and pulled the weapon away. The butler melted in relief, "I'm really sorry for the commotion, my master had ordered me to take a photo of Mr. Bakugou while he is bathing" he explained now getting on all fours to beg, his forehead touching the floor.

That's when they heard the doorbell rang again and again. "Go get it Izuku, I'll keep an eye to this ass here" Katsuki ordered. Izuku nodded and went to fetch the one ringing the doorbell.

His eyes widened when he saw Shouto standing by the gate, peeking impatiently. The writer ran to open the gate, hugging the business man. "What's with the taser and the shouting? He asked, hugging the shorter man.

Izuku smiled, "We found a trespasser" he announced.

...
"Hey, tell me why would your master want a picture of me in the shower" Katsuki growled. They now sat around the dining table, the business man next to Izuku and Izuku next to the actor. Their glared made the poor butler swallow.

"I don't know" he mumbled.

Katsuki slammed his fist on the table, "don't lie to me...this is a serious stalking problem!" He exclaimed.

The writer leaned forwards and eyed the butler..."your familiar" he said. Then after a full minute..."I remember! You are Ms. Uraraka's butler! I remember you a year ago" he announced.

The butler paled, "I think you have mistaken me from somebod-" The writer pulled his collar from across the table, "I'll call the police and you will tell everything to them..." He commanded.

Soon enough, the police came to pick the intruder up. With some following questions to them and explaining. Their time was wasted for three hours...

Izuku sighed, "Ugh, it was already lunch..." He said, then suddenly he just noticed that he isn't wearing any pants...Fortunately, he stayed in the living room while Katsuki talked to the police. He saw the two love of his life staring at his pale woman like legs.

His cheeks exploded in embarrassment, "don't stare" he said. They only laughed when the writer ran upstairs to grab a pair of pants.

They talked and laughed about the stalking problems wherein they just found out that it was from Ochako. "So basically, Ms. Uraraka is making a man out of you" Shouto pointed out, getting a snicker from the writer.

"I didn't know Ms. Uraraka had a thing for you...too bad you're" the writer quoted on the air " ...gay"

Katsuki exploded, "You two damn fucktards! No Soba and Katsudon for you!" He exclaimed before going in the kitchen.

The two lunged for him, begging for their favorite food.