Hey! It's been awhile, and I was tired of only getting one notification evertime I checked Wattpad. So here ya go!

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'Lalalalalalala'

Tap tap tap

"Could you stop?" A very annoyed red-head asked.

Tink tink tink

"Don't make me call him over."

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"NARUTOOOOOOOOOO-NNNNIIIIIIIIIII!"

"What is it Gaara-Ku- Oh... do you... do you... uh... need something? Like... bamboo?" Naruto awkwardly looked away from what he thought he saw.

Gaara in a panda onesie.

"Haha, very funny. Seriously though, tell Konkuro-teme to stop playing with his dolls. He keeps making alpt of racket and I cant hear my oven!"

"Why would you need an oven?" Naruto asked.

"BECAUSE I AM MAKING COOKIES!" Gaara shouted angrily.

ZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRTTTTT TINK TINK TINK

CRACK

"FUCK!" A yell came from the room beside them. Gaara smirked as a stream of sand came frome inder the door.

"Nevermind Naruto-Kun." Gaara purred. Naruto, confused, akwardly walked out of Gaara's hotel room.
He saw Blue and gang out of the corner of his eye once he stepped out of the hotel.

"Naruto-san, we have decided to move back to the Wave Village." Red said.

"GOOD RIDDANCE! I don't think ANYONE liked you, and your copy-cat selves!" Naruto turned and walked away, leave Blue and co. to lead themselves out of the village.

Naruto's little fox companion popped up on his shoulder and yipped, alerting him that Sasuke was somewhere nearby. Naruto patted it's head and looked around for Sasuke.

As if on cue the not-so-broodish-anumore-because-the-author-is-SO-creative-teen cam around the hotel, looking like he was just jumped by a fangirl. (you know who I'm talking about...)

"Hey Sasuke-Nii! Where's Sakura-Nee?" Naruto asked.

"Oh she's taking care of some... business that involves a cirtain pig and many others..." Sasuke murmured. Naruto shook his head. Sasuke's wolf yapped at Naruto's fox, indicating that Sakura was arriving.

"I'm back~ and Naruto's birthday crawls closer! Even that Tenten girl is talking about getting you something!" Sakure hummed.

"Wait, Naruto's birthday is on the 10th of October, right?" Sasuke asked.

"Did you actually forget my birthday? Geez, I feel so loved..."

"Yes, why?" Sakura answered in place of Naruto.

"And October is the 10th month in the year, right?" Sasuke once again asked.

"Yes... where is this leading to?" Naruto interrogated.

"So that would be 10-10... ten-ten a.k.a. TENTEN!" Sasuke gasped in horror.

"Well shit Naruto, that's some akward thinking you have to do." Sakura said. "*Cough* even though the creator was just bad at names *Cough*"

"What?"

"Nothing!"

"Hang on, I gotta ask Tenten if this is true..."

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Hey guys, sorry I haven't been updating much but y'know, school, yadda yadda, hurricane frickin Irma, the fucking size of  Europe, will cause the place where I live to have a tropical storm, the place where I live never gets tropical storms! I will update after the the storm to tell you if I lived! This is like the end of the world for me!

Most of you seemed to luke it when the Hokage went to kill people, so I will work on another chapters similar to that, cept better! You viewers even got the view on my fanfiction to 20k! How exciting is that! I thank all of you but for now,

SHINRI-CHAN OUT!

I kinda figured the whole Tenten = Naruto's birthday out on my own, so meh...