Fuuuuuck!

Labor is shit balls! I'm in so much pain. Why didn't they tell me it would hurt this bad! I mean come on!

I've been at this for hours. I have a stupid IV in my arm. They had to put me on a drip. My abdomen feels like it's being stretched with the jaws of life! My back hurts. Extremely bad. I blame it on men!

My three guys are standing around me, they're all scared for their lives. They better be cause I'm about to kill them! Why can't guys go through this? It's not fair!

"You ever come near me with your dicks again and I'll chop them off!" I ain't playing. This mother fucking shit hurts! Why do women do this?

"It's ok flower, calm down, we're right here." Dude has lost his damn mind!he's holding my hand; I nearly break it by squeezing it. He grimaces. Oh poor baby does that hurt? Nope! This shit here does!

"Calm down? This baby has to be the size of a damn line backer! You tell me to calm down when you have a watermelon crawling out of your dick!" The nurses are laughing. My guys look terrified! They better be! I'm not playing! They try to soothe me by rubbing their hands all over me.

"Don't touch me! I'll break every bone in your stupid hands!" They back away from me. I'm in no mood!

"Ok, the baby's crowning, when you feel another contraction; you can push." Forget that, I want to push now! This is exhausting.

A hard contraction hits. I raise up and push with all my might. Holding my breath as I do. I catch some air and crash back on my pillow. Sweat is falling off me. I'm tired and fed up! When can I go home!

"We may have to make an incision." He tells the nurses. What? They want to cut my ppp? Oh hell no! This doc must be sniffing on some gas!

"You bring a knife near my vagina and I will cut you in return!" The guys looked shocked! I'm at my wits end! Cut me? That shits got to hurt? I wouldn't even get a piercing there.

"We may have to Mrs. Salvatore. The babies head is a bit big and he doesn't want to come out. I don't want to have to use forceps, I don't want him to come out with a misshapen head." Wtf? Why me?

"He has a big head because of his daddy! Cut him!" I point to Forest. Everyone laughs. But me! I'm for real!

"Uhm doc, think you might throw in an extra stitch or two there, I might not be able to do her any good if you don't." Of all the? Jackass! The nurses laugh again, dumb ass Denny.

I slap his arm "you saying you have a small dick?" He looks at me like he lost his last piece of candy. The doc and nurses laugh at that. Take that you bum! Extra stitch my ass! I'll sew up his asshole!

The doctor makes the incision and it hurts and burns like a mother fucker! Who thought of this crap? Someone should slap whoever did!

Another contraction hits.

"Push, now, hard" doc tells me. Hell I am! That's what I've been doing!

I give a fierce push. Come out son now! My mind keeps screaming. Please, I'll let you eat chocolate once a week!

"Good, now all we need are the shoulders. One good push and he will be out!" Easy for you to say. You don't have to do this!

"You can do it pippy, you're doing a great job!" They all look ridiculous in their gowns. But I'm so glad there here. Until they say some stupid shit! Who knew I married such idiots?

"I have no choice but to do it, dumbass! You three firemen better enjoy this cause those damn hoses aren't coming near me again!" They know I'm lying but the reaction on their faces makes me enjoy it all the more. Serves them right for getting me pregnant. They should be lying here pushing this baby out, not me! What happened to equal rights?

"Ok here we go. One more hard push." Oh for goodness sakes! I deserve a damn Mercedes after this!

I push hard, again, I feel like I'm about to faint. Squeezing my entire body and pushing out. The sweat keeps coming. I need some damn drugs! Then,

We hear our baby cry. It's the best sound in the world. The nurses take him and wash him up while Forest cuts the cord. I lay back breathing hard. Women should get trophies for this.

"Ok we got to get the placenta out, then sew you up." The doc tells me. What? There's more? Enough already! Dammit!

"I have to push something else out? I thought I was done? What the hell?" Doc laughs. The placenta comes out, which by the way is gross, just saying and he sews me up. That shit stings. I feel like my vagina is shrinking. The burn is not pleasant in the least. Fuck a trophy, women should get diamonds or at least gold.

The nurses hand me our sweet baby. He's so cute! He looks just like his daddy but has my eyes, at least for now, they said they could change. I grab his tiny fingers and he wraps his them around my finger. My heart just melted. Damn we made that! I check his fingers and his toes. The guys are going nuts wanting to get their hands on him. I did all the work! Y'all can wait! But looking them in the eyes, seeing their anxious faces, I give him over.

"Wanna hold him?" I ask Forest. He grabs him slowly and puts him in the crook of his arms. He looks so very tiny compared to his big daddy. My heart just melted again.

"Hey little fellow, welcome to the world." Looking at Forest he has tears in eyes. Triple melt down!

Denny grabs him and holds him. The same way. He rubs his finger down his face. The look on his face has me speechless.

"Hi there little man! I'm daddy Denny, you're so cute!" I'm feeling very overwhelmed. All the love going around. I'm a weeping mess.

Blue then grabs him and does the same as his brothers. He sits down in the chair with him. Cradling him and rocking back and forth. He puts his giant hand on his belly.

"I'm daddy Blue, I'll be your favorite daddy." He says with a giant smile. How many meltdowns can a woman have? I love these men. There going to be such great fathers.

"Have you decided on a name?" The nurse ask us. This has been a dilemma for all us. We've gone over so many names. We have to settle on one.

Forest wants him to be named Elijah.

Blue wants him to be named Jericho.

And Denny wants him to named snake! I blew that one out the water real quick! Who names their kid snake?

"We don't know yet." I tell her. But I have something in mind. They just don't know it yet.

"Well that's ok sugar, you don't have the sign the paperwork till tomorrow so you still have time." They take our baby to the nursery. I get cleaned up and put in a private room. Thank God!

The guys are all in the hall looking in the window. Watching our son. I'm so exhausted; I fall into a deep sleep.

The next day we name our son. The guys don't like it. But I was determined. Our son name is,

Damon Joseph Salvatore!

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Three months later.

"Are you sure Damon will be okay?" Asking the guys. We've been planning on a date tonight for a couple of weeks. It would of happened sooner but I kept putting off. Worried about Damon. New mothers nerves and all that I guess. The guys are getting impatient.

"Yes he will be fine. Kyra does have two you know? She is use to it?" Blue complains. I get it. They're sexually frustrated, so am I but; I still worry. He's a good baby, rarely cries. I know he won't be a problem. But I can't help it. Don't judge!

We dropped Damon off a few minutes ago. They're taking me to a Mexican restaurant. I can at least tolerate it now. It's so sweet of them. We need this. I know we do. So I surrender. I still feel a bit guilty though.

"Relax flower we will call after we eat, everything will be fine." I exhale and just agree. No sense in arguing. They've been wanting to do this for awhile now. So being the excellent wife I am. I'll quit annoying them. For now.

"What are we doing after dinner?" I kinda got an idea but you never know with them.

"You'll see." Denny tells me. With a devious smirk. Oh boy! I really can't wait. It's been far too long for all of us. My ppp needs a refresh course.

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After dinner they take me straight home. Big night out! But at least we got to spend it together. We called and checked on Damon. He's fine apparently, the twins love him. Big Damon is already spoiling him. He is his namesake after all. The guys still aren't to happy about the name. But I love it. He helped me a lot and this is my way of thanking him. They'll get over it.

"Ok pippy, go to our room and get ready." Yes papi! I dash off to our room. Stripping down bare ass naked! I jump on the bed. Hungrily waiting on their arrival. A few minutes later they all three come in.

Giant ass smiles on their faces. Blue wants to start on our second child. I refused. He just has to wait a few more months. Momma needs time to recover. Though making the baby is the fun part.

Denny rushes to put on some music. This is a little kink of his lately. I'm not complaining, what girl would?

They all three approach me. Slowly. There all eager for my beaver!
When I hear the song Denny picked out. I laugh.

Shhhh! The firemen are coming!

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The end!

This book is dedicated to my late husband, Bobby. He was an engineer at our local fire department. He was sadly taken away from us by a drunk driver while driving a church van to a valentines celebration.

May you forever soar with the angles. My love.