North Pole Fortress of Solitude

You: Hm, it's like an all out war going on down there... Smallville didn't have these kinds of problems. I have to get going Krypto, stay here and keep guard I am heading out for a little trip. I really hope I am not the only superhero out there.

Krypto barked as I walked out of the fortress then taking flight to Metropolis as there was a giant robot terrorizing the whole city.

You: Giant robots... This is new for Metropolis I bet.

???: Superman!

You: Why are you attacking these people?

???: These people are my play things.

You: Play things? Do you think these people are toys?! These are human lives you are trying to take!

???: Hehehe you're funny!

You: I'm not a comedian, who are you?

???: You can call me Toyman!

TOYMAN

You: Now the words are here too? Well Toyman you need to stop this now!

Toyman: Who is going to make me?!

You: Me.

Toyman's robot punched at me which did manage to send me back a little but I recovered just fine. But how was that able to hurt me a little bit, the robot went in for another punch but I caught the fist and tossed the robot away from the people. When the robot hit the empty buildings, the rubble was going to hit some people I destroy some of it with my heat vision. I grabbed a person who was about to be crushed and dropped him off away from the destruction. People began cheering for me as I chased down the robot and saw it was partially in the water at the Metropolis port.

You: Well Toyman, how was that for a play date... Huh?

The robot began to dematerialize which left me confused but then next thing I know I was tackled in mid air by some monster. It was punching me in the face multiple times and I felt each other and it did in fact hurt. We crash onto the ground at the port and the fishermen ran away.

You: Now what, monsters too?!

I punched the monster in the gut which made it slid back a bit but this creature was tough as it took a punch like it was nothing. I went in for another punch and the monster did the same which we both hit each other in the faces, this caused a shockwave that made the water form rapid waves. Me and the monster were knocked back and when I got up it was gone to so this made me scratch my head as I didn't know what was going on anymore. I saw a short man almost like a imp floating over me in a smug matter.

???: Finally we meet! You must be the new Superman!

You: Yeah why?

???: Oh no reason, only that you aren't the same blue boy scout that I know!

You: Blue boy scout?

???: Oh you see there is a multiverse full of different wonders, like your universe is a new one actually. The Superman I know didn't go to school in Japan, or make friends with a girl with skimpy clothing that is sentient and a girl who obviously has problems.

You: I didn't want to go to Honnouji Academy, my folks made me! And what do you mean new universe?

???: Oh yeah yours is quite new which is why you've been dealing with old Darkseid lately! But I see that you have something different about you that is unlike other Supermen. Hmm, ah ha! You have the same upbringing but you haven't gotten your boy scout nature because you're still growing! Well not all Supermen are boy scouts, I mean there is a Nazi version, a Russian version and even a version that went bonkers after his wife and unborn child died. But you kid, you got something different about you maybe because of the fact you're dealing with those Life Fibers.

You: That's wow just wow, who are you?

???: Maybe I should tell you my name but maybe I shouldn't!

A giant hammer appears in his hands as he smashed it down on my head which made me go into the ground but my head was sticking out. I swear I saw stars and I was dazed.

You: Did anyone get the license plate number of the truck that hit me!

I shook it off and I was kind of mad now at this imp but it was like he had reality warping powers.

You: I am not gonna get Looney Tuned by an imp now!

I flew at the imp but he flew out the way and I smashed into a mountain which made me confused on how the hell did I get to a mountain in Metropolis. I wasn't in Metropolis anymore I was in the desert.

You: How in the *bleep*?! Now I'm censored great a reality warper!

???: Hehe you got do better than that!

You: Oh you little imp!

I tried snatching him but he just faded away while I was stuck with dynamite that was strapped to my chest somehow.

You: It's official I hate reality warpers!

The dynamite blew up but I stood there unscathed but my costume and face were covered with gun powder as I held up a sign that says "This means war!" The imp came by and started sticking his tongue out and meeping like the road runner. He started running and I chased after him because I was being annoyed by this guy. We stopped at the edge of a cliff and I used my heatvision to cut the part he was on off but when I did the ground beneath me dropped to the ground.

You: How does that even work?!

I didn't fall due to my ability to fly but the imp was in front of me so I tried to punch him but I ended up punching a shark in the face softly. I was now underwater and I looked around sighing as this was really annoying I folded my arms as this was gonna be a long day.

You: I bet Ryuko and Mako don't have to deal with this kind of stuff!

???: Now that was entertaining, so for that I'll you my name! I am from the 5th dimension and I am Mr. Mxyzptlk!

You: Mr. What now?

Mr Mxyzptlk: Here let me pronounce it for your brain to comprehend it! Mix!

We were now in an warehouse and when I looked at Mxyzptlk his head turned into a blender then his head turned into a album that says yezz.

Mr Mxyzptlk: Yezz!

He then spat in my face as I wipe off the spit slightly annoyed.

Mr Mxyzptlk: Spit! Lick!

His head turned into a dog and he licked my face and this made me even more annoyed.

You: So why bother me then?!

Mr Mxyzptlk: We since you are new I thought I introduce myself!

You: Well then, you wanted to annoy me because I am a new Superman.

Mr Mxyzptlk: Basically!

You: That's really troublesome! Can you go bother Satsuki Kiryuin then I was busy at the moment.

Mr Mxyzptlk: Nah it's boring trying to mess with people that uptight, you are naive which makes it fun! Also I created those villains you fought earlier so you really aren't busy unless you help that girlfriend of yours!

You: Why do people keep saying Ryuko is my girlfriend? We aren't dating!

Mr Mxyzptlk: See it's easy to get under your skin just by saying that! Well I got another fly boy to mess with so I'll be back to mess with you again! Since it is funny seeing your reactions when you deal with the problems there in Japan. Especially since you yourself have Life Fibers in you!

You: What do you mean? Oh *bleep* no! If I do have those things in me I have to get them out!

Mr Mxyzptlk: That's why you were able to hear that woman's clothing! Not because of your biology! Not even Kal-El could hear that! The Life Fibers are in your brain (K/N)!

You: So I have to do a lobotomy if I have to I want those things out of my head!

Mr Mxyzptlk: You would die from the process though!

You: Then I die!

Mr Mxyzptlk: Just like Superman, always risking his life no matter what the odds are!

You: You be quiet imp!

I tried punching him again but this time I was in an unknown place I saw I was some sort of beach.

You: Now what?! I had enough of this Looney Tune cat and mouse *bleep* Mr Mxyzptlk!

???: (F/N)?!

You: Huh?

A cement truck smashed on my head by Mr Mxyzptlk as he blew a raspberry and left. I was dazed again because this wasn't like normal vehicles.

You: Ow.... That little *bleep*!

I threw the truck into the water as I rubbed my head when I saw a bunch of nude people so I just had enough of this.

You: That's it I'm going home! Going to bed!

???: Hey dumbass, there you are! Where are you going?!

I was walking off but I turned to see Ryuko, Mako, Aikuro and that Mohawk guy here. This was already weird enough when I got treated like a cartoon character.

You: Matoi, I'm going home and going to bed! I had to deal with a Reality Warper who treated me like I am Wile E Coyote!

Aikuro: Now that you are here too we can discuss matters at hand.

You: Why are you *bleep* naked?! Oh come on I'm still censored but Ryuko can call me a dumb*bleep*! How is that fair? Also how do you have Senketsu back?!

Ryuko: You just keep getting weirder and weirder! First a truck fell on you now you can't even swear. Also I got the pieces back from Satsuki Kiryuin.

You: Says the one who wears a skimpy outfit!

Ryuko: Says the one who isn't even human!

We glared at each other as I was already annoyed enough about this.

Aikuro: Now if you two are done I have to show you guys something.

You: Fine but first let me bandage my wrist, the little imp made me sprained my wrist. I don't know how but he did.

I bandage my wrist up as it was hurting quite a bit but I struggled with because I was still kind of mad. Aikuro and the others walked into a room while I saw a cut on my wrist. It was probably from that monster I fought from earlier but I guess my healing factor didn't kick in because of that imp. The cut began to bleed and I saw a blood stain on the bandage but I just cover it up with a sleeve and walk into the room with the others. I sat down in a chair that was away from the group as I examined my wrist and the blood did stop dripping so that was good.

Aikuro: Good now I can get started! Scoot over closer to the others (F/N) you are going to be needed for this.

He began to draw on the board while scoot over closer to the others.

Aikuro: Answer me this, Ryuko. How many creatures do you think there are on this Earth that wear clothing?

Ryuko: Duh, humans and the alien!

You: I am Kryptonian. Like I said before alien is relative.

Aikuro: Correct! Of all the countless species on Earth, we thought only Homo sapiens wore clothing. Why is that?! "Only humans wear clothing" isn't entirely correct. This "clothing-wearing creature" became what is now humanity! Life Fibers caused Homo sapiens, which was just another anthropic species, to evolve to its current state. Yes, in this case, this clothes made the mankind!

Ryuko: Clothes made humanity? What are you talking about?

A stage with purple lights appear as Aikuro stood on like he was embracing the fact he was nude. I now wanted to bleach my eyes but knowing my durability it would never work.

Aikuro: Life Fibers are a lifeform that came here from outer space! They arrived on ancient Earth and accelerated the evolution of humanity.

Mako: Then Senketsu is an alien like (F/N)?! He's a sailor uniform, but he's an alien!

You: You know you guys are aliens to me!

Senketsu: So that's what I am...

Ryuko: Don't buy into it! What the hell is that crazy garbage?!

Aikuro: Would you mind listening quietly? I'm explaining everything in due course. Life Fibers are a lifeforms that came here from outer space. They infest a world's lifeforms as parasites and breed by devouring using the electrical current of the creature's nervous system. However, if they infest the host directly, within its body, the nervous system is unable to withstand the strain and burns out. It is for this reason that they decided to cover their host's body. Although the current received via the skin is minute, the infested animal does not die with this method. They chose Homo sapiens, the terrestrial creature with the most developed cerebral at the time, to be their hosts and accelerated their evolution. Humanity evolved. They developed humanity's brain far beyond that of any other terrestrial lifeform. Their numbers multiplied, and they came to stand at the top of the ecosystem. But that pinnacle will only be temporary, and we were led there by Life Fibers.

Tsumugu: In other words, we humans are the Life Fibers' food.

Senketsu: I don't believe it! You mean that I will do the same to Ryuko?!

Ryuko: Calm down, Senketsu. We haven't heard everything yet. If that's true, why doesn't all clothing have Life Fibers in them? We humans wear clothes and go about our lives every day. It's only the people at Honnouji Academy what're wearing messed-up clothes, right?

Aikuro: What you say is indeed true. The only conclusion is that Life Fibers that accelerated human evolution went into a long period of dormancy, leaving behind only the tradition of wearing clothing. They only emerged from their silence about 20 years ago. Ragyo Kiryuin made contact with the Original Life Fiber, and they awoke once again. That's what we were told by Dr. Matoi.

Tsumugu: They were waiting for harvest time. They were waiting for their human livestock to grow!

Senketsu: I.. was waiting for Ryuko to reach maturity? That is why I needed Ryuko's blood?

Ryuko: Look, just calm down! You're not like that, Senketsu!

Aikuro: Has Senketsu's world been turned upside-down? Then tell him for me. You and Senketsu are our hope.

Ryuko: Hope?

Aikuro: Yes. Kamui Senketsu was artificially creates by Dr. Matoi to fight Life Fibers. And the only one who can wear that Kamui to its full potential is you, Ryuko!

Ryuko: Only me...? But why?

Aikuro: You have an unusually high Life Fiber tolerance. Dr. Matoi was probably aware of that. So he made Senketsu for you. To thwart the Kiryuins' ambitions. The Doctor had originally studied Life Fibers under Ragyo Kiryuin's orders. But when he learned the threat they posed, he escaped from under her thumb and secretly founded a renal organization. And that organization... is Nudist Beach.

Senketsu: I see... Dr. Matoi created me to... Yes, I remember now... I was born in that underground lab. But I was put to sleep immediately afterwards. Until Ryuko arrived six months later, I slept.

Aikuro: I apologize for keeping you in the dark all this time. But the Kiryuins are powerful. Until you were able to summon up all of Senketsu's power at will, I couldn't tell you the whole story.

Ryuko: And if I got overwhelmed by the power of the Life Fibers, you'd put me down on the spot without mercy.

Tsumugu: Yeah, that's right. And I still intend to do just that.

Aikuro: Tsumugu...

Ryuko: You're right, I wouldn't have been able to believe any of this stuff otherwise.

Aikuro: This is the truth. The clothing made by REVOCS, the company headed by Ragyo Kiryuin, is worn in almost every country around the world. Life Fibers are woven into all of them. They are still dormant right now, but when that clothing awakens, I can't begin to imagine what will happen. But one thing is for certain: it will be a profound threat to the human race.

I was thinking about things while this talk was going on. I was thinking about my brain having these Life Fibers in them.

(Y/T): Supermen, the multiverse is what Mr Mxyzptlk talking? I need to know more about the alternate versions of Superman.

I began to look around the room since it was completely silent and I began to yawn from the boredom. My hand was still sprained it's taking a lot longer to heal probably due to the fact that this might be Mr Mxyzptlk's doing.

Ryuko: Oh, now I get it! You want me and Senketsu to work hand in hand and fight for the sake of the peace of all mankind, is that it?

She slammed her chair on the ground and then stomp her foot on the chair.

You: Um, but that is what heroes do.

Ryuko: To hell with that!

Aikuro: Ryuko...

Ryuko: So Senketsu is just a weapon, huh? A combat uniform created to fight? Screw that! He's got a will of his own! Created to kill others of his own kind? That's seriously screwed up! Don't you think?!

Ryuko began to take off Senketsu and we were shocked on why she was doing this. She managed to take Senketsu off only to be in a bra and panties. She put Senketsu on the chair.

You: What... The... Hell...

Ryuko: Your name's Nudist Beach, right? What's wrong with me getting naked?

Senketsu: Ryuko...

Ryuko: I can't put you on to fight. And there's no reason for you to fight, either.

You: Well then that esculated I'm leaving, I got people to save and disasters to prevent.

When I got up everyone was in shock because I was only in my boxers, I look down and I was now embarrassed. I noticed Ryuko was blushing from the sight of my muscular structure.

You: I swear that imp is gonna get hurt bad! Bring back my costume! What are you staring at?

Mako: He got naked with Ryuko that so sweet. I told you he would like you back!

You: Say what now?!

Ryuko: MAKO!!!

You: You're telling me that Music Meister was right about you liking me, and all this time I thought you and Mako had a thing or even the teacher. But me, there many other people you could like.

Ryuko: Because unlike all the other guys that are around me, you were the only one who never tried to strip me or peeped on me. You were always there for me when I thought I didn't need help.

You: Well that's because I wasn't being a perv because I was taught to respect women, I may call you names and all but I still respect you.

Mako: Kiss, kiss, kiss!

You/Ryuko: MAKO!

Mako: Being quiet now!

Tsumugu got up and pointed his gun at Ryuko as he was annoyed.

Tsumugu: I hate to ruin this romantic moment. But let me tell you two useful pieces of information. One: A Kamui that doesn't fight has no value. Two:In which case, I will terminate it right here and now!

Ryuko stepped in front of the gun and this looked like an intense moment.

Ryuko: You'll have to kill me first.

Tsumugu: Fine. If that's what you want, I'll be happy to oblige.

I stepped in front of Ryuko with the gun aimed at my chest.

You: If you want to kill her then you got to get through me first.

Mako: Everybody's getting real scary... This is some nasty stuff going on here... Let's have some snacks and calm down, okay? Let's see here... Let's borrow a souvenir, and...

Mako took a bag of chips out of her bag and too a bite but she spat it out.

Mako: Ew! This snack is nasty stuff, too!

You: Well then your move...