I'm changing my bio so I'll copy paste the NITW section down here

I love NITW don't get me wrong

{Night in the Woods
•I relate spiritually to Gregg and Mae
•*wipes tear* they're all my babies
•I'm a total trash mammal!!!}

But I like Six of Crows BETTER

Right now it's my favorite book

READ IT

Ugh I hate that I have to wear red and white for gym

Like wtf

Why

Because I like to wear tank tops when I run

It feels more streamlined that way

I love running

(I'll say that until I actually start to run lmao)

We're skipping school

Nothing happened during schoo

BECAUSE FUCK SCHOOL

FUCK SOCIETY

A N A R C H Y

ok cool beans

So we went to track practice

And we ran

But we did sprints

And I'm kickass at sprints

So we did group sprints

We got beat

100% of the time

But it was okay

Because I met Alexis

And she's hella rad

In a totally platonic way

I wish I was the Mituna to her Latula

ONLY

PLATONICALLY

Then again, I'm the Mituna for everyone

Platonically

I was declared the collective little sister to the class

Sedoni is the collective mother figure

And the track practice ended with Ryan and I staring lovingly into each other's eyes

And by that I mean we raced each other

And looked at each other because we were racing

It sounded weird lmao

I guess if we were actually talking about relationships

I guess...

I'd be the Feferi to Caleb's Sollux and Gannon's Eridan

In a platonic way

Because we all know gannon wants to get cady ;)

Okay okay enough of that

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

*MITUNA SCREECHING*

CADY BROKE HER GLASSES

TOMMY THREW A BALL A HER AND BROKE THEM

AND SHE DIDNT GET MAD

SHE DIDNT GET

M A D

LIKE WHAT

ID BE PISSED OFF

OKAY AND WE PLAYED IN THE PARACHUTE

AND IT WAS GREAT

WE TALKED ABOUT PENISES DURING GYM

AND BOOBS

IT WAS GREAT

ELIAS AND TOMMY TALKUNG ABOUT PENISES

LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAA

ELIAS

ELIAS EVEN ASKED ANDRE IS HES EVER SKINNED HIS PENIS

IM DEAD

oh man

OH MAN

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THIS IS LITERALLY OUR CLASS

I CAN RELATE TO THJS

THIS IS AMAZING

HOLY SHIT

I CANT DECIDE WHO I AM

HOLY SHIT

IM DYING

OKAY AND THEN I WORKED ON AN ABC BOOK WITH SHAWN

AND SHOWERED

MADE RUNNING PLANS WITH TOMMY

AND STAYED IN BED

BECAUSE IM A LAZY SHIT

AND THEN I DID A BAD

HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

AND I STAYED UP SO DAMN LATE

HOLY CRAP IM DEAD

Holy crap

Storestuck

Resturantstuck

Schoolstuck

They're just...

That entire series is literally our class

I gotta go practice my Mituna

50 1 C4N 83 7H3R3

H371JG4

*strangled mituna noises*

I should sleep

- - - - -

Yo I actually remember my dream today

So Cady, Gannon and a bunch of other people were in a field

Think those golden fields of wheat

They're chasing butterflies

Gannon catches one, and rips of its blue and red wings

Cady catches a white one

Then I find a ghost

Spooky

It leads me into a denser patch of wheat and I realize that there are many ghosts in the wheat

Like a massacre happened there or a graveyard was there

So then I run

And I catch a bat

And he's my friend

And I promised him that he would get all the ladies ;)

So then we went to an enclosure

Where I slept

And then we saw Anna at a water enclosure

It was basically a patio with a shit ton of water

And we caught butterflies

And then we went to a bigger place

And I got to take 1 person with me

So I took the bat because fuck, why not

So then we went to the big place

And Sarah was there, talking about the animation loop that was on a giant screen

Then we went to play basketball

Sorta

But I ran into Sarah (?) and Nora wearing black suits

And they told me they were going to lazer tag

Or light ears

But I couldn't

So I went to play basketball with the Twins

And then I realized that they were having desperate birthday parties 0-0

And I don't remember much else

:/

Okay bye

Love you ❤️❤️❤️

*MITUNA SCREECH*