If older sibling is being droven stark crazy by the younger sibling- Mom Logic says to slap the older child numerous times and to get their life! :D

If younger sibling cries wolf- Mom Logic says to beat (cause punish isn't strong enough) the older child! :D

If older sibling tries to avoid younger sibling's annoying antics and ends up One Punch Maning the holy crap out of them this one time- Mom Logic says to believe the youngest, scold the oldest. "Their only a child!" Yeah well mom, this child face-planted into a wall with a large bump on their head, cried for about 4 minutes, and was A-Ok the rest of the day. So then once they feel better, I have to endure Hell again. :)

Person:

Me: Don worry, I'm ok.