OPEN UP THE CLOSET DOOR,
NOW YOUVE FOUND SUMTHIN MORE!

CAUSE YOU KNOW A LESBIAN,
COULD REPLACE YOUR BOYFRIEND!

SO YOU LIKE TITS,
INSTEAD OF THOSE TWITS!

MAYBE BOYS JUST ARENT YOUR TASTE,
YOURE NOW ONE OF THE GAYS!

I KNOW YOULL LIKE IT HERE,
WHERE EVERYONE IS QUEER!

THE LESBIANS ARE NOW YOURE FRIENDS,
AND MAYBE ONE OF US WILL BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

(I sang this in the shower, dont judge)