YO YO KIDDOS! I HAVE A SON!

Kinda..... OK so lemme tell you a story, me and my friend Michelle were joking around and I said "YOU CANT JUST LEAVE ME AND OUR SON!" OK ya know what? Let me explain in a better way.
Michelle: I gotta go
Me:YOU CANT JUST LEAVE ME AND OUR SON!
Michelle: WHAT?
Michelle:I HAVE A SON!?
Me:YES! HIS NAME IS JACOB! HERE! *hands Jacob*
Michelle:um.... Hi?
Me: Jacob: *gurgle sound*
Michelle: OH MY GOD, IS HE DYING!?

Anyways, Jacob is born I make a account for him, try to trick my lily and fail, ya know.

We make a family group chat and suddenly Jacob is 14. He says he's gay and dating a guy named Devin and we make another account for Devin.

Devin and Jacob are goals, act like idiots, get another mom and a Lily, then a fight.

They had a fight. The two accounts, that we created, for our fake son and his fake boyfriend, had a fight.

Anyways, Devin calls Jacob a slut. Jason is a fuck boy and Jacob is a pornstar.

It sounds confusing but..... It is.

So, Jacob gets a ton of nuggets and lily rapes him???
She also chops off Devin's dick.

And that's how I became a mother.

Family tree!

Mom- Me bitch (Michelle's second wife)

Other mom- Charlie (Michelle's first wife)

Drunk aunt- lily..... (She there)

Son- Jacob!

Other- Devin goes to heaven (Jacobs off and on boyfriend)

Other- FUCKING, JASON. (A perv that fucked Jacob once and now lives with us)

So that's my family!