JENNA RANT
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Jenna.

Where do I begin?

She's that one friend that you secretly hate.

Oh and did I mention she feels the need to fix everyone?

To relate to everything?

To somehow turn things to her

I can't complain about my older brother without her "relating" it to her younger.

If I had a crappy day and I'm in tears, and I text her, I guarantee you [five minutes later,] we'll end up talking how her parents chose her [younger] brother's movie over hers

Just no.

This is a mother clucking rant. If you can't accept that, then leave :)