Ok so this is me and mother bonding in the car and I shit you not its happening right now

Us: *stalking my stepdads ex-girlfriends twitter*

Me: [reading out loud her tweets] Praying and loving Jesus with my boys! [insert Instagram link]
Mom: *scoffs* what a hypocrite

Mom: Don't start following her!!
Me: I'm not I'm not!

Mom: go on her Instagram

Mom: what other things has she posted