I SAW THAT PICTURE AND I DIED

A confession:

When I began on Wattpad, August 1?, 2014, I only joined because my friend was always here and i got curious. I used to find slash ships weird and I didn't like them (I wasn't a homophobe I was just uncomfortable with reading slash). I used to love reading overused plots and I didn't have a bio, background, and I didn't comment or vote. I was just one of those silent readers.

Then, after like two weeks, I joined two fandoms and read fanfiction about them. And my life just went downhill from there.

Two weeks later, I got myself a proper account: I had a background, I started voting on shit, and I had a bio (CRINGE I HATE IT SO MUCH CRINGE).

But then it got worse after a few months.

I started commenting endlessly around January and I still do. I joined like 3 more fandoms and I read slash fanfiction by then and I fixed my bio.

During the summer, I joined like 5 more fandoms (I lost count) and I read basically only slash Fics and I talk to people on the Internet a lot and I married Kaya Scodelario and a bunch of other people and now I have like 50 children (literally no joke I call all band members and fictional characters my children)

What has my life become.