It was a beautiful day outside. The flowers were singing, the birds were blooming. You started to wake up. But whats this? You aren't in your room. You are in the middle of a living room. Confused, you stand up and look around. Nothing here looks familliar. This isn't your homies house. You stand up and look for an exit, and you walk into a hallway.

Soon you end up in a kitchen, and you decide that you want to eat something because you are hungry. You open the fridge, making sure nobody in the house can hear you stealing their food.

Inside you see a tasty blue cake. Perfect! You take a slice, and taste it. But something is off.. it tastes metallic. you look at your cake, and there is organs and blood leaking out and onto your hand. It falls out of your grasp and is broken and all over the floor. You look for something else in the fridge. You wonder how nobody has heard you yet. Maybe they are all on vacation or something.

(Or they're dead lol)

Soon you find some boiled eggs. You take them out and you start to peel them. You are finally done peeling them, and then you finally start to eat them. But as you eat them, you feel a tap on your shoulder.

Your body freezes. You should have just ran out the window or something. Now you are going to be arrested, you think to yourself. You turn around slowly.
Behind you is a 6 foot tall slab of raw meat that had also meat limbs. It had brown hair and wore a white chef hat along with gloves and red shoes. He had a slightly angry expression on his face.

"You just ate my son" he said pissed. "Well we have to make another now, it's only fair." You swooned and had 15 children 9 months later, the end