WARNING: CUSSING AND A VERY DESCRIPTIVE SMEXY SCENE IN THIS CHAPTER 17 AND BELOW GET OUT OF HERE

Two states sat directly across from each other at their dinning room table. Their different colored noses were stuck in two very large books. They tossed the pages quickly to the side while the rest of their siblings watched and whispered amongst themselves.

Hawaii climbed onto the table and flipped her hair to the side. She looked back and forth between the two brothers.

New York threw his book down triumphantly and smirked at California. "Done!"

Hawaii shouted to the crowd besides the table, "New York wins the bet!"

California groaned and hid his face into the giant book he was almost finished reading. "You suck, New York."

New York abruptly pushed himself up and out of the chair he was sitting on. "Yeah, yeah, whatever loser. Give me my prize." He held his navy blue hand out expectantly in front of California's pearl white face.

California sighed and gave up his dog tag that America gave him for his 169th birthday. "I don't understand your obsession with these things." The golden state stood up with a frown and walked away from New York's annoying smirk.

"You don't need to." New York slipped the dog tag on and admired its cool, metallic appearance. He barely paid any attention to California storming up the stairs.

The kind hearted Washington lumbered upstairs after California. He ran to catch up with him with a tender smile. "Don't worry, Cali! You will get him next time." He causally slipped another dog tag into California's semi-closed fist.

The tall Californian stopped in his tracks and looked at the sliver metal. "What's this?" He studied the engravings that were already very familiar to him.

Washington smiled and leaned against the wall. "I made a copy for you just in case things went South." A grin grew on his dull green lips. He knew how much that dog tag meant to California, so he was already certain he would be receiving a hug sometime soon.

California wrapped his fingers around the cool metal and smiled brighter than the sun himself.

(Plant humans reference, I think, yes)

The golden state ran towards his brother and wrapped him into a back-breaking hug. "Thank you so much, Ton!" He picked the smaller state up and swung him around. "You're the best! The absolute best!" He kissed his younger brother's head and beamed at the other.

"You... are... killing... me." Washington squeaked while trying to catch his breath. Sometimes he forgot how strong California could be. His brother's strength hid in California's tall and slender frame.

"Oh, sorry." California immediately let go of Washington and stepped away slightly. "It's just... I really appreciate this, Ton. Thank you." A very warm smile coated his face.

Washington felt absolutely fantastic. He just did a great deed after all. He smiled back warmly and lightly punched California's bicep. "What are brothers for?" He shrugged off the vast amount of gratification that California sent his way. He then started to make his way back to the stairwell. "I'll see you around, Cali! I have to go take care of my cherry trees!" He yelled out while making his way down the wide, carpeted stairs.

"Have fun!" California hollered back and started to walk back to his room again, but nearly ran into Oregon. "Oh no..." He sighed and looked down at the little midget.

Oregon lifted up his nose to try to look as impressive as possible. "So I saw you lose to New York today."

"Shut it, beaver teeth. I'm not in the mood to deal with a snotty bi-"

Suddenly a pair of navy blue hands rested on both of the state's shoulders. "Woah, woah, woah! What's wrong, Bubba? You know we try not to cuss around here!"

California shrugged Louisiana's hand off of his shoulder. "𝑌𝑜𝑢 try not to 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒! I do whatever I want!"

Louisiana took a step back. His navy blue lips were parted to form a betrayed expression. "Y-you don't care about my religious beliefs?"

California's eyes widened at his insane sibling. His nerves were already at a dangerous level, but this took the cake. "𝐼 𝑑𝑜 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒! Honestly, you can take your religious beliefs and shove it up your as-" Suddenly, California screamed in pain and looked down at his calf. There was a little city chomped down on his leg. "GET THEM OFF!" He started to kick his leg back and forth constantly.

Louisiana seemed to pale as he pulled New Orleans away from California. "Oh my god, I am so sorry!"

"I'm not." New Orleans huffed and crossed their arms.

Oregon fell to his knees laughing. "I love that little city." He giggled while wiping his tears of laughter away. He held out his hand to the little crescent city for a high-five which New Orleans eagerly returned the gesture and grinned mischievously.

Louisiana stared at the bleeding wound now on California's leg. "Oh my God! Oh my God!" He squawked while holding his kid tightly to him.

Connecticut ran straight to the downed man. "I got this!" He pulled out his little medical kit and worked his magic. In a few seconds, California's wound was cleaned and patched up in a very professional like way.

"Thanks, Conny." California ruffled Connecticut's hair with a grateful smile.

"Of course! Let's get you to your room!" Connecticut tried to help the giant up, but he was sadly way too little for the job.

Louisiana gave his brother a helping hand. "I'm so sorry, Cali."

With a very deep sigh and a glare at New Orleans, California said, "It's really fine, Louis, but keep that little menace in your room or something."

New Orleans growled at the nickname that California dared to give them.

California yelped at the demonic noise and hobbled off quickly to his room. He slammed the door shut behind him and sighed in relief. Suddenly, he heard a long flirty cat call from behind him.

A pair of golden eyes fell on the southern state in his bed and then quickly wondered around the room. The state covered the small bed with rose petals and candles danced in the corners of the room on various pieces of furniture. It was all pretty shocking to California, but the most shocking thing was what the other state was wearing. Black lingerie clung tightly to the other's pearl white skin.

"W-what is this, Flordia?" California limped further into the room. He was ready to throw the obnoxiously annoying state out of the window.

"Um... I think it's pretty obvious, Cali." An exasperated thot sat up from his 'appealing' position. "It's called trying to make a mood so we can make some grooves." The Floridian bit his lip and wiggled his eyebrows.

This made California want to live in hell just to get that thot out of his life permanently. "First off, never say that again. Second, I hate you. Third, get out of my fucking room." A strained smile stretched across California's lips.

"Is it because of the lingerie? Dammit, I knew I should have went with my devil outfit." Florida sighed and started to crawl out of California's bed.

California really tried not to stare at Flordia's ass, but it was hard not to look at something so glorious just standing there in front of him. He looked up at his ceiling and willed himself to be strong.

"Or the angel outfit. That probably would have turned you on." Flordia muttered to himself while bending over to pick up flower petals.

California tried his best to ignore the warmth that freely flowed down into his lower regions. One more glance at Flordia's nearly bare ass finally made him break. "Just shut up already." He muttered while pinning Flordia down onto his bed.

"Oooo~ changed your mind, big guy~?" Flordia purred while listening to the sound of shuffling and a zipper being unzipped.

"This is the LAST time, Flordia, okay?" California ignored the other state's teasing. "We may not technically be brothers because we're pieces of land and all that shit, but this is still highly looked down upon by America."

Florida sighed into the light blue bed covers. "Could you just fuck me already? I didn't come here for you to preach to me." He picked up a rose petal and playing with it between his fingers to show how bored he was.

California sighed and grunted. He wasn't in the mood to talk to Flordia anymore. Apparently the sunshine state isn't a cup of sunshine all the time. He grabbed the other's hips and just thrusted into the Floridian like so many time before.

"Aahhh~!" Flordia quickly covered his mouth and clung to the bedsheets for dear life. Even though this is what he wanted, he was kinda pissed that California didn't care to warn him. Oh well, he was used to how rough California could be.

Suddenly, a knock came from the door which made California back away quickly from Florida.

"Who is it?" California sighed loudly while staring at Flordia's ass. He was hoping that whoever it was would just go away and he could get back to pounding Flordia.

Washington smiled cheerfully at the door. "It's your buddy, Ton! I brought you some cherries!"

California turned his attention to the door with a distraught look. "Oh..." He looked back at Flordia, who was already trying to crawl off the bed. He dragged the alligator lover back under him with a slight smirk. "Just leave them at the door. I'll get it in a minute. Thanks, Ton!" He, then, went back to taking out all his frustrations on Flordia in a beneficial way.

Washington frowned at the door. He had no idea why California couldn't come now and he honestly didn't want to leave his precious cherries on the floor, so he opened the door just a crack to put them inside. Upon seeing California fuck the shit out of Flordia, he paled and closed the door again. Slowly a sharp pain stabbed his heart in half. "Oh-" He dropped all his cherries outside of California's door and just walked off.

California kept thrusting in and out of Flordia as quickly as he could unaware of any witnesses. "Aah~ urgh~ l-let me do it today, F-Flordia~" He lowly panted into the other's ear.

"Mm~ y-yeah~ o-okay~!" Flordia gasped and tried not to moan too loudly.

California smirked at how much effort Flordia had to put into those two words. He then started to focus on the rising and intense feeling of pleasure building in each stroke. With a few more strokes he finally reached his climax and came into Flordia. He bit his lip to keep his moan and slowly pulled his cock out of the limp Floridian.

His cum dripped continuously out of Flordia. It landed in the sea of wrinkled covers beneath them. It took a moment for California to realize he should check on the other state. "Flordia?" He asked and rolled over the man whom he just fucked the brains out of.

"Mmm?" Flordia curled up into himself while trying to stay awake.

California smiled at that beautiful sight and picked the shorter state up. "You asked for this, you know." He softly teased the other and laid down in bed with him under the covers.

Flordia cuddled closely to the other. "I know." He said tiredly and drifted off to sleep rather quickly.

California smiled once again and wrapped his arms around his on and off lover. "And I know this won't be our last time either." He whispered softly and caught a smile on Flordia's lips. He rolled his eyes and slowly feel asleep with his favorite weirdo.

Meanwhile, Washington was very upset and running through the garden near the back of their estate. He heard a voice and lowered his hands from over his eyes only to run straight into a mainly navy blue flag. His face collided with the other's chest with a mighty force which made Washington fall on his ass. He rubbed his nose and whimpered while crying. "S-Sorry."

Idaho looked down at the other state with concern. "Oh gosh, are you okay?" He knelt down besides the handsome, dull green flag.

Washington simply nodded and tried to quit crying. He caught a glimpse of the concerned look in Idaho's eyes and lost all grip of control. He leaned into the other and hugged him like his life depended on it.

Confused as he was, Idaho just slowly hugged the other. They stayed like that for awhile until the sun began to set. Idaho helped Washington head back home with a very kind smile and a very patient voice.

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If I scarred you for life, please remember that I did warn you :3