Hm. Let's see if you were paying attention through that whole thing. POP QUIZ!!!

Yes, I can give pop quizzes because I'm just that majestic.

Q#1: When someone says that you're not majestic, you should-

A.) Cry
B.) Brake a mirror
C.) Scream at them
D.) Calmly tell them that you are majestic

Q#2: When you have to choose between a T-shirt and leggings, and a stylish jacket with a bedazzled shirt and chic jeans, you should-

A.) Pick something else to wear
B.) Have a melt-down because you can't choose
C.) T-shirt and leggings
D.) Stylish jacket, bedazzled shirt, chic jeans

Q#3: When you have to walk out of the room, you should-

A.) Run
B.) Walk while looking at the floor
C.) Run around with your arms in the air and screaming THE SKY IS FALLING!
D.) Walk out slowly with your head high

Q#4: When someone says to you that they're more majestic than you, you should-

A.) Scream at them
B.) Dump paint all over yourself and them and tell them this is what is sounds like when paint flies (sorry, Prince joke, only I can make jokes and still be majestic because I'm just that majestic)
C.) Sing to them
D.) Stare at them

Q#5: You must speak in front of millions of beings, of all races. Including elves *facepalm*

Me: I saw that, Thorin.

Q#5 (cont.) Ignore the elf.

Me: Hey!

Q#5 (cont.) Go away.

Me: No.

Q#5 (cont.) Fine. Just be quiet. Anyway, you have to speak in front of all different races, some that hate dwarves.

Me: COUGH COUGH ELVES COUGH COUGH

Q#5 (cont.) I said be quiet! Anyway, you...

A.) Yell at them in a commanding voice
B.) Use the power of your majesty, it should know the way to go
C.) Be yourself
D.) Be awesome

So, how did you do? I swear, every elf out there is going to get a 0%.

Me: HEY! ARE YOU SAYING ELVES AREN'T MAJESTIC?

Yes.

Me: WE'RE BETTER THAN MAJESTIC, WE'RE FABULOUS!! *HAIR FLIP*

*sigh* I'm afraid that not everyone can be majestic.