Crazy=Genius by Panic! At the Disco

(semi-sexual themes. no hardcore fucking though, sorry)

You can set yourself on fire 
You can set yourself on fire

Holy fucking shit. Holy fucking shit.
Her boss is a fucking stripper.

She said at night in my dreams
You dance on a tightrope of weird
Oh but when I wake up you're so normal that you just disappear
You're so straight like commuters with briefcases towing the line
There's no residue of a torturer inside your of eyes

It had been months since she had gone out, so when her friend begged her to go to a Male strip club that Friday night, she agreed. But the man she saw dancing only minutes after she arrived, was but wasn't the man she worked for just that morning.

She said you're just like Mike 
Love but you wanna be Brian Wilson, Brian Wilson
Said you're just like Mike 
Love but you'll never be Brian Wilson

Logan Sanders; strict, ruthless, stuck-up lawyer.
Logan Sanders; sexy, flexible, careless stripper.

She hid behind her menu until his dance was over, but holy shit who even was that. That was definitely her boss, but like.. holy fuck.

And I said (hey ay, ay)
If crazy equals genius (hey ay, ay)
If crazy equals genius
Then I'm a fucking arsonist (hey)
I'm a rocket scientist (hey hey)
(Hey ay, ay)
If crazy equals genius (hey)
You can set yourself on fire (hey ay)
But you're never gonna burn, burn, burn (hey ay)
You can set yourself on fire (hey ay)
But you're never gonna learn, learn, learn hey!

"Ms. L/n. I'd like to see you in my office."
The voice boomed through the copy room she was in. She'd been avoiding her boss, having seen way more of him than she'd ever thought certainly took a toll on her. And her dreams honestly.

She said darlin' you know
How the wine plays tricks on my tongue
But you don't seem to change when you stuff all of 
your feelings with drugs
Other boys you may have dated serrated your heart with a slice
But the cut of your love never hurts baby, it's a sweet butter knife

"Do you know why I called you in here today Ms. L/n?" He stared out the window like some cliche boss/assistant sex scene.

"No sir." Lie

"Oh really?" He turned around and walked around his desk, directly behind her. He leaned down, breathe grazing her neck. "I think you do."

She said you're just like Mike 
Love but you wanna be Brian Wilson, Brian Wilson
Said you're just like Mike 
Love but you'll never be Dennis Wilson

"Did you enjoy the performance?" He stood up and made his way around his desk, sitting in his chair with a smirk on his face.

"I don't.. I don't know what you're talking about, sir."

"You may have hid your face Ms. L/n, but I know you were watching me. I could feel your eyes. Lingering on my chest, my hips, my eyes."

Y/n's face lit 50 shades of red. Had she really been staring that much.

And I said (hey ay, ay)
If crazy equals genius (hey ay, ay)
If crazy equals genius
Then I'm a fucking arsonist (hey)
I'm a rocket scientist (hey hey)
(Hey ay, ay)
If crazy equals genius (hey)
You can set yourself on fire (hey ay)
But you're never gonna burn, burn, burn (hey ay)
You can set yourself on fire (hey ay)
But you're never gonna learn, learn, learn hey!

"Oh, but that doesn't compare to the call I got last night." The what?

"I'm sure you accidentally called me, but what I heard was certainly unexpected."

Her eyes widened, so did his smirk.

"Do you always touch yourself when you think of me, or was it just a last night thing?"

He smirked as he leaned towards her, her eyes fluttered shut waiting for his lips on hers.

You can set yourself on fire (hey) 
You can set yourself on fire (hey)
You can set yourself on fire (hey)
You can set yourself on fire

She woke up to the sound of her alarm blaring in her ear.

And I said (hey ay, ay)
If crazy equals genius (hey ay, ay)
If crazy equals genius
Then I'm a fucking arsonist (hey)
I'm a rocket scientist (hey hey)
(Hey ay, ay)
If crazy equals genius (hey)
You can set yourself on fire (hey ay)
But you're never gonna burn, burn, burn (hey ay)
You can set yourself on fire (hey ay)
But you're never gonna learn, learn, learn hey!

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I can see this being an actual story tbh, it was hard writing this a certain way. Maybe I'll do a lawyer/stripper Logan miniseries in this book. Where it isnt a dream ;).