Thanks AudreyIsPan for the oneshot I'm just going to say dad jokes till someone stops me...btw Patton is the one saying the jokes

What time do you go to the dentist

Ugh...when

Tooth hurt-y
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Hi hungry, I'm Dad

*Background people saying "oh"*
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Why...

Because if they have four they would be chicken sedans!
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I thought of this I thought it would be funny

It was that day out of the house and dad brought me to a fish shop and I ask "why are we here dad" he look at me with a Creepy smile, he grab fish and said "Son do you know why fish don't play like basketballs" That was the oddest question I ever heard from my dad at least "Why dad" then he done the most horrific thing you could say "Because their afraid of the net" He made a dad joke!!
They say that he only does the dad jokes when it's appropriate and when he does he tells you more..and sometimes if you can listen close enough you can hear a dad walking waiting for his next victim to hear his dad jokes....And so next time you hear a dad joke RUN!!
..AHHHH...

Guys do you want to hear a joke!

Noooooooo!!! They all ran off leaving a laughing dad...

The end
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What do you call a problem and a fish?

What..

A fishy problem

Ugh...
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Why are dad jokes cool?

Do I want to know?

Yes!

Fine..why

Because dad jokes are cooler than you..

I hate you
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It's short but I had a chance to do this....hey at least it does involve Patton because dad jokes are his thing...I had too look up dad jokes they were funny...the last one I made up..
It's not a oneshot just Patton telling dad jokes..

Bye~😘