"Hey we're celebrities and our fans ship us so we should pretend to date to make them happy. Let's call it an experiment" My twist: 'oh shoot being around you so much made me grow feelings for you and now I really want to ask you out for real, say yes? Please?"

"Anxiety!" Thomas called, wait for the trait to appear on his usual spot on the stairs. 

 "Ahh, greetings Anxiety!" Roman chirped. 

"Uhhh, what's going on?" Anxiety asked, wondering why the others weren't there.

 "Well, I was scrolling through Tumblr," Thomas started, getting a "your welcome" from Anxiety, "When I saw a drawing of you and Roman kissing," Thomas said, trying his best to get both reactions read correctly. 

"Ummm, ok?" Anxiety trailed off, "Why are you telling us this?"

 "Well, I looked more into it and there are so many stories, drawings, probably even a few songs about you two getting together!" Thomas says, waiting for them to catch on. 

"And?" Roman asked, still 'confused'. 

"I need you two to pretend you're dating to make my fans- well our fans- happy," Thomas said in a rush.  

"What?!" Anxiety asked, pure shock rushing over him.

 "Well, okay," Roman said with only little hesitation

. "What? You're on board with this?" Anxiety asked, staring at him with wide eyes. 

"Well, why not? Pretending to be together will entertain the fans, and watching you get flustered when I give you pet names will entertain me," Roman chuckled. 

     "I am not going to get flustered," Virgil scoffed, crossing his arms. 

    "Whatever you want to believe, Love," Roman teased, chuckling as Virgil subconsciously shrunk into his hoodie as his face heated up. 

~1 hour later~
"Hello fanders! Yeah, I won't use that name. Anyways, I have big news for you guys! Come with me!' Thomas exclaimed, grabbing his camera and heading towards the kitchen. Thomas made Roman and Anxiety conjure a romantic dinner to be "conveniently" eating as Thomas played the video. 

"Look! They're dating!" Thomas said, pointing the camera at the (adorable) 'couple'. 

The problem was, Virgil started eating too early, so most of the spaghetti was already consumed. Roman, being the theatrical person he is, decided to improvise.

 "Oh Anxiety dear," Roman said fondly, getting up and walking towards Anxiety, who decided to copy Roman and stand up, "You have spaghetti sauce on your face, here, I'll get it," Roman said in his most seducing voice, wiping the sauce off of the bottom of Anxiety's bottom lip. 

"Oh um, thanks, Hun," Anxiety said awkwardly, catching on. 

Roman knew that Virgil thought this was for the video, so he decided to test his limits. Instead of removing his finger, he very slowly and gently placed the rest of his fingers on Anxiety's cheek, cupping it in his hand. Roman just stared at Anxiety's lips, biting his before staring into Anxiety's eyes, as if he was asking permission. Anxiety's eyes drifted to the camera and back into Roman's eyes, then to the Prince's lips, which had a very small amount of sauce on them.

    Anxiety smirked, "Oh Roman dear, you have spaghetti sauce on your lips, I'll get it," Anxiety teased, wrapping his arms around Roman's neck, pulling him down into a kiss. Roman immediately kissed back, hands resting on Anxiety's waist. 

"Oh my goodness, do you see this?" Thomas asked, not expecting them to be comfortable enough to kiss on camera, especially not Virgil. 

  Roman was the one to pull away, "Do you mind?" He asked, raising an eyebrow at the camera. 

  "Oh, right sorry," Thomas said, walking away from the scene to go gush about what a "cute couple" they are. 

 Anxiety smirked as Thomas walked off, about to congratulate Roman on his fast thinking when Roman collided lips with him once again. Anxiety was too busy being shocked and confused to kiss back. Roman moved his lips from Anxiety's and placed them next to his ears.

  "He's probably still recording us," Roman whispered, moving his lips away from Anxiety's ear and pressing his forehead against Anx's. 

The truth was, there is no way there could be cameras anywhere, if Thomas wanted to record them, he would have summoned them. Roman just wanted to keep kissing Anxiety (without the interference of a camera).

 Anxiety must have known this as well because he just smirked, "If you wanted to kiss me you can just ask, no need for false excuses" Anxiety said, placing a quick peck on Roman's lips before walking away, leaving a very confused Prince behind, said Prince holding the spot the Anxiety kissed him, frozen in place. Roman then realized something, the bet him Anxiety made about becoming flustered. 

"I can't believe it," Roman chuckled distantly, "he won."

(A/n: I thought this would be cute and I'm kinda just a little bit proud of how it turned out)