(First we're starting with Tiff's dare because I'm actually gonna draw the picture for your dare Ellie)

Slenderman: *dildos fall out of his wig*

Me: what the fuccccck

Slenderman: *eats them*

Me: wHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK

Slenderman: *looks at me while chewing on a dildo* want some?

Me: NNNNOOOOO THAAANKS *runs the fuck away*

Tiff: *pulls me back* I have a dare Ellie!

Me: ooo finally! Yay! what is it?!

Tiff: I dare everyone not to talk for the whole day, or they get slapped....with...*looks around* *sees Slenderman eating a dildo* .....

Me: oh god...

Tiff: they get slapped with a dildo.

Me: oH GOD.

Tiff: ye...

Me: okaaaay...*gets megaphone* EVERYONE IN THIS MOTHAFUCKIN MANSION LISTEN UP.

Rake: *falls off the ceiling*

Dark link: gOD DAMN U ALMOST BLEW MY EAR DRUMS OUT.

Me: I don't apologize Because u h8 me. So I say HAHAHHAHAA YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Dark link: -_-

Jeff: anyways. What.

Me: tiff has given us a dare. We can't speak for the whole day, or else we get slapped.

Ellieb: well...that doesn't sound that har-

Me: with this dildo that was used by a stripper and never cleaned. *puts it on table*

Ellieb: OH GOD.

Me: exactly.

Tiff: hehe?

Dark link: I wish it was used by you tiff. Then I'd speak all day.

(Well then.)

Me: .....*barfs in trashcan*

Ben: *holds up my hair so I don't get barf in it* DL not in public what the hell. *cleans my face after I get up*

Tiff: ;-; dark link why.

Me: *breathes* anyway..let's...*gags* just do the dare..

Silver: I hope we don't get an STD or something...

Me: oh shit yeah...welp. She wasn't a prostitute. You know what, before we start I'll call.

Ellieb: okay...

Me: *takes the house phone that's on the wall and puts it to my ear* *puts in number* hello. Is this "Fabio's Horny Strippers"?

Amber: what the hell kinda name..

Me: yes, I'd like to speak to "Horny Helen" please?

Tiff: what the fuck

Me: ayeee wassup gurl. So, not even judging or tryna be rude. But do you have any STD's?

*muffled talking coming from phone*

Me: i see...I see...well that's fine if it's only a week or two days.

*more muffled talking*

Me: mhm. Okay...okay....well goodbye. *hangs up*

Ellieb: what did she say?

Me: she said there's just a little icky stuff on it and if you touch it.. It uhhhh

Amber: it what.

Me: *whispers to only the girls*

Tiff: *huge freaking gasp* IT MAKES YOU IN HEAT FOR A WEEK OR TWO DAYS?!

every boy in the house: *turns they're heads* oh?

Me: shhhhiiiiiit. But hey! You can't only turn to us! You'll be slapped with it if you talk too!

Jeff: yeah but it'll still be hell for you lol.

Me: fffuck.

Me: let's just do this ;-;

Amber: yes.

Slenderman: ready...set...SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Everyone: *shuts up*

Me: *walks around in a circle*

Tiff: *texts on her phone*

Dark link: *sends her a funny text*

Tiff: *almost laughs* *glares at dark link*

Dark link: *smirks* *another funny text*

Tiff: *busts out laughing* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA- shit..

Me: .......*wipes tear* *gets the dildo*

Tiff: ;-;

Me: *slaps her across the face*

Tiff: o-oh god..the-there are chunks..THERE ARE CHUNKS... *barfs in trashcan and goes to wash face in bathroom*

Me in my mind: jesus fucking christ..

Amber: *almost gags*

Ellieb: *is so sorry for the poor girl*

Tiff: *walks out*

Slenderman: I'm not playing so its fine for me to talk. Tiff how do you feel...?

Tiff: i feel.. completely normal..i don't really feel any differen-...*falls on both knees*

Me: ???????????

Tiff: *puts her head up and looks at dark link*

Dark link: ?

Tiff: *crawls over to him and puts his body against his*

Dark link: ??????????mdkkdjdjdhdh

Tiff: *unzips her jacket* waaa~ i feel so h-hot..

Slenderman: *picks them up and throws them into DL's bedroom* why dont we take that the fuck upstairs.

Rated P for: porn sites wouldn't allow anyone to watch this without a premium membership.

Me: ...............

Ben: *violently rubs hands together*

Me: .. .... (translation: aw shit.)

Ben: *grins*

Ben: *pulls one of my cat ears very hard*

Me: *still stays silent even though THAT HURT. THANKS FOR THAT.*

Ben: *nods* i guess I'll take one for the team then. *smirks*

Me: O-O-O-O-O-O-O

Ben: *gets slapped with the dildo*

Ben: *gags* she wasn't wrong about the chunks. W H Y I S T H E R E C H U N K S. *aggressively washes face*

Ben: ..........*throws me over his shoulder*

Rated E for: Even an elder with Alzheimer's would be able to remember this if seen.

Slenderman: welp..their out.

Jeff: *plays with knives*

Amber: *eats pizza* *writes on board* "the fact that he rarely wants to speak anyways...CHEATER."

Slenderman: writing is a form of speech meaning you're out.

Amber: WAIT nO- *gets slapped with dildo*

Amber: mhm...mmm~

Glitchyred: o.o

Amber: *RIPS OFF SHIRT*

slenderman: CENSORED CENSORED MOVE TO COMMERCIALS MOVE TO THE FUCKING COMMERCIALS-

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Ellieb: *bursts out laughing at something on tv* HAHA-OH SHIT. FUCK. DICKS. FUCK. COCKS. SHIT. BITCHES. FUCK. FUCK......FUCK.

Slenderman: *slaps her with dildo*

Ellieb: *immediately tackles jeff*

Slenderman: *throws them upstairs* *wipes dust off self* *sighs*

Devscape: *walks in* anyone home..? Where'd everyone go..?

Slenderman: they're  all doing their..business.

Dev: i see.......weLP I GUESS WE'LL BE DOIN THE OUTRO.

slenderman: wait how'd you know that we were at the end-

Dev: THANKS FOR WATCHING OUR NEW DARE SHOW. IF YOU'D LIKE TO, COMMENT A DARE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE, OR A QUESTION YOU'D LIKE US TO ANSWER. UNTIL THEN. SEE YA NEXT TIME. BAU BAIIII.

slenderman: bai i guess?