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Lol I'm kidding' ya'll! Just a kidding! I would never send you to hell (AKA Walmart) So I guess this will just be a book of really weird stuff and fluff. I may just add some quotes or something but I KNOW I will have some storytimes in this book so I hope you all enjoy that- *knocks over a glass cup* ....... -_- The fuck?..... So I guess this book will also help me and my followers feel close. You will be learning about me and my fucked up life while I may or may not learn a thing or two about you. Anywho, I hope you all enjoy this book and. . .

Goodbye for now all you little kittens! *squeak*