This shit and all other volleyball rants will be uncensored.

K?

K.

There was this girl, we'll call her.... Uh... Fuck it, I'm calling her Stewart.

Stewart wasn't good at volleyball, and every time she would mess up, she would be like "That was embarrassing."

She actually got it over the net when we were hitting, and she was like "It barely went over, that was so embarrassing!" to her friend.

I couldn't even get it over. FUCK YOU STEWART.

And then this bitch (let's call her Kevin) was talking to me as if I didn't know anything. I ALMOST STABBED A BITCH AND STILL WANT TO. I understood the drill, just wasn't executing it very well due to my skills (wait, what skills? :P)

And so she starts talking to me like I'm the stupid one. Uh, excuse me, but who's the one taking fucking geometry and Spanish while in seventh grade? FUCKING ME.

And Kevin acts like I can't understand a simple drill. "You have to hit it to [a girl we'll call Bob], who will hit it back to you, then you have to hit it to me. Okay?"

Uh, bitch I understand that you need to back away before I cram this damn ball down your throat. Jesus, she's acting like I'm three years old or some shit.

And so as loud as I could in my head, I yelled, "BITCH BACK AWAY AND SHUT YOUR GODDAMN WHORE MOUTH BEFORE I CRAM THIS DAMN BALL DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT."

Jesus.

On top of that, during a station, I had the opportunity to hit the ball once. My teammates were keeping it away from me, and once, when it was clearly my ball, a girl swooped in and hit it.

Uh, bitch, do you see me? I would've hit it. You don't need to swoop in like you're part of some fucking Marvel comic and "save me".

AM I THAT FUCKING BAD? NO! SO STAY AWAY FROM ME AND STAY ON YOUR DAMN SIDE OF THE COURT!

The end. Such a happy ending right?

Oh, and to Stewart: If anything anyone did wrong was embarrassing, my life would be one big humiliation. So fuck you and get over it, asshole.

Mkay. Bai. Thanks for listening to me venting 😅