Normal conversations before science:

Me: Ohhhh, so THAT'S Ben [last name]

Friend: Yeah. There are too many Bens.

(There are six or seven in seventh grade alone)

Me: We need to eliminate some

Friend: I'm sorry Ben, but *puts hand on Ben's shoulder* we're going to exterminate you

Me: We'll put you in an argon chamber and watch as you collapse on yourself and die slowly from lack of oxygen *tone gets darker as my story progresses*

Friend: ...

Ben: ...

Friend: He's just like, "What the fu...?"