Me: *face is purple*

Eren: Uh, what're you doing?

Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Eren: °-°

Me: *falls over laughing*

Eren: WTF IS IT

Me: I'M CARPOOLING WITH A KID WHOSE LAST NAME IS BOENER

Eren: -////- Pervert

Me: I CAN'T *gasps for breath*

Eren: You are so dirty-minded

Me: Of course I am!

Eren: He's going to rape you

Me: EREN WTF! *tackles him*

Eren: NUUUU

Me: *bites*