Now Rin and Eren are both experiencing their first hangover *while locked in my closet so that they can't annoy me*

*closet door shakes*

Rin: LUNAAAA

He still sounds drunk.

*closet door opens*

I wish the door actually locked.

Eren: Heiabskwoned mah head hurts

Me: That's because you got drunk off your f*cking a*s yesterday.

Eren: Hanji did it.

Me: You f*cking did it, I know you're lying.

Eren: Armin did it.

Me: OH MY GOD

Eren: He DiD

Me: *walks out of room*

Eren: ... *walks to phone and picks it up*

Rin: We shouldn't look through that.

Eren: Yes we should.

Rin: ... Yeah we should.

Rin & Eren: *go through pictures*

Rin: Why does she have so many pictures of you and your fandom ;-;

Eren: Because we're better. *flips to next picture, which is le media* THA F*CK?!

Rin: *looks at picture* What the h*ll?!

Me: *walks back in and sees them looking through my phone*

Rin & Eren: *freeze*

Me: OKUMURA, JAEGER, SIT YO A*SES DOWN AND DROP THE PHONE

Rin & Eren: *sit down*

Me: WHAT THE F*CK WERE YOU DOING ON MY PHONE?!

Rin: It was his idea ;-;

Eren: No it wasn't!! ;-;

Rin: YES IT WAS

Me: WHAT DID YOU LOOK AT

Eren: That's the picture we stopped on

Rin: We swear

Me: WERE YOU GOING FORWARD OR BACKWARD

Rin: Forward

Me: Good.

Eren: The f*ck?!! What do you HAVE on there?

Me: It's nothing that bad.

Eren: Oh, but we did see some scrolling up... Why do you have a picture of Heichou making a heart with his hands?

Me: SHUT UP B*TCH *Levi-kicks him*

Rin: And why do you have a picture of me as a Neko with a little heart?

Me: SHUT UP MOTHAF*CKER *Levi-kicks him*

I am in possession of my phone now, and Rin and Eren are locked in my parents' room while they think about what they did. Disregard everything they said.