My friend theartking had these Pokémon cards in his locker, and when I was waiting for him I took them
I ran off and put them in my back pocket so that if he tried to get them he'd look like a huge pervert (he asked another boy to do it and I almost slapped him)
And he said if I kept them I'd have to give him Kawaii
I gave him back his Pokémon cards
(except for Metagross)