Kid: *has heart attack*
Me: lol
CalypsoGirly: Will Herondale <IDC if that's not how you spell it> is bae!
Me: I don't see it
CalypsoGirly: *strangles me*
Please wait. Your program will resume after these messages.
*catchy music plays*
Your program will now resume.
Will Herondale: *I don't see it*
CalypsoGirly: *throws me off balcony*
Me: IS THIS REVENGE I'M SEEKING
OR SEEKING SOMEONE TO AVENGE ME
STUCK IN MY OWN PARADOX
I WANNA SET MYSELF FREE
*splat*
Please wait. Your program will resume after these messages.
Markiplier: I will see you in the next video-- Shut up nurse!
*BEEP*
Eucerin. So your dog won't run away.
*BEEP*
I still don't see it.
*BEEP*
*St. John starts playing*
Your program will now resume.
The Golden Mangle-onette [Me]: SCREEEEEEEEEEEE!
*static*
Me: There was your daily dose of random! Hope you enjoyed it! Also: 100 parts in this book
And
2.14K
FREAKING
READS
WHY 😂
CalypsoGirly: HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE IT SOPXNWHXIMWHXOD
*colored stripes appear*