So April 26th was my birthday (I am now twelve. OBEY MY COMMANDS)
I got a phone (da frick) and awesome presents (like a Grumpy Cat plush and Minecraft plushies, and A SKETCHPAD WOOOOOO)
And then I puked
THAT'S RIGHT WATTPAD
I PUKED ON MAH BIRTHDAY.
But at least it was after my friends left
That would've been weird if it wasn't. Especially since my party was the day before I puked