Okay, so I was at a Sprouts with my family, in the checkout line ready to pay.

Some lady was in front of us and she had black nails.

And the cashier looks at them, smiles and says "I like your nails. They match my soul."

And the bagger goes "SHE IS ONLY KIDDING!" In a worried tone

And the cashier scoffs and says "No I'm not."

Best.Shopping.Experience.Ever