Fuck it, my name's Matilda. It's my first name, so I should be fine.

Also I apologize in advance for those who are named Matilda. I'm sure you're cool.

My name sucks. It's as simple as that. It's not a nice name to say. 

I've been looking at reasons why I don't like my name, at least with my appearance and character, and I've come up with:

- It has 3 syllables with a long bit in the middle

- It isn't quick and easy to say, which would be inconvenient if I was stabbed or something and someone cried out 'Matillllda!'

- I don't look like a Matilda

- My parents named me for the soul purpose of having a kid named after a cool book

- Honestly the only character traits that I share with Rohld Dahl's 'Matilda' is my cynicism, the fact I like books, and the fact that I wan5 to traumatize my enemies on a personal level

And that's the entire update. Idk I feel like shit so I'm distracting myself with lesser shit to combat that shit. Life hack.