" sittin' on the counter in your kitchen , "

Since the beginning of time , the Greek gods have roamed the earth , impregnating women and carrying demigod children . Those children grew up to be great warriors , respected by most .

But amongst the deepest depths of Tartarus , a demonic monster has escaped . A horrifying creature that craves the taste of demigod children , to devour them . It is too powerful for the gods but their pride refuses to let themselves admit it .

And then there are a group of misfits . Fourteen teenagers who have never been on a quest before . But when the leader of their club's brother has been taken by the beast , they are willing to break every rule they've ever known to find every missing demigod child and defeat the entity once and for all .

" can you hear my heartbeat fucking kickin' ? "