A week after Rupert destroyed the citizens faith in him he announced that a bowling tournament is taking place today. Last night the minions emptied out the display case and took the heads over to the bowling alley to be used in the tournament. No, they are not trophies. They are new bowling balls. There are four teams and eight "bowling balls" so each team gets two. There are 16 bowlers and then everyone else is there watching. The team that wins gets to spray paint their own "bowling ball" white and then redecorate it.
"Hello citizens of inconceivable. I know that almost all of you hate me. Thank you Rachel one for not hating me. However, I hope that this bowling tournament makes up for every wrong I've done to you all. Now let's start bowling!" Rupert exclaims
The teams go to their lanes and the minions reveal their bowling implements to them. Some of them scream. A few pass out and the rest stay stationary unable to look away.
"What have you done to them" someone yells
"I put their heads to good use. Why waste something that can be recycled. Now bowl" Rupert demands
Those who passed out come back to the real world and those who were stationary get out of their trance. The teams ignore the fact that they are bowling with their friends' heads and start bowling like they are demanded to do. The tournament eventually ends after three hours and the team who won consists of: Rachel one; granny; Rachel thirty, even though she's only two weeks old; and Elijah, a random citizen. The winners select which ball they want and the minions spray them white. Once they are dry, the winning peoples choose their colors and decorate them ending the bowling tournament.