Sophie: Hey, here you guys go *Hands out sticks in shiny tinfoil paper*

Dex: *Scrunches up his face* Hm, what Earth gadget is this? *Mumbles*

Sophie: *Stares at Dex* Um, you're supposed to eat it

Keefe: *Gulps* *Starts coughing while holding his throat*

Sophie: KEEFE!!!

Grady: *Runs into room* *Does harmlick remover*

Keefe: *Clutching thoat* What sorcery is this? *Demands while glaring at gum*

Sophie: Keefe, you weren't supposed to swallow it!

Keefe: *Aghast* Wh-Wasn't supposed to swallow it! *Voice Crack* You said to eat it! And when you eat things you tend to swallow them too! *Screeches* *Crosses arms over chest*

Sophie: Well that's what happens when you don't let me explain things before you throw it in your mouth! Just cause it looks edible doesn't mean it is! *Shudders remembering the glue incident*

Keefe: Well I'm sorry that humans make glue look like icing! I mean really? Who does that?

Biana: It was runny and shinny?

Keefe: So? It really looked like icing!

Sandor: What icing have you been eating?

Sophie: Okay then, here! *Shoves Iphones into everyone's hands before they start fighting*

Keefe: Instagram? Can I eat it? *Asks excitedly while opening mouth to shove phone into*

Sophie: NO! *Screams* It's not edible!

Keefe: *Shrugs*

Sophie: *Sighs* Okay, this is Social Media.

Dex: This is so laggy. Like how is this useful? It takes like five minutes to load?

Sophie: Humans don't have elvish technology

Dex: Still, I thought they were decent, but man. Someone who wasn't a technopath could do better then this piece of junk.

Sophie: Dex come on! Just try it, please?

Biana: OMG! OMG! I have five million followers!

Sophie: *Gawks* Wh-What? How?

Biana: I dunno, I just posted a few pictures--

Fitz: She means two million

Biana: *Smacks Fitz upside the head* No! It was only sixty-four!

Fitz: Well I have *Frowns* two million.

Sophie: I just gave you that!

Fitz: *Shrugs*

Keefe: Well I have one billion, but I really don't get why they're stalking me.

Sophie: Their are only about 7.2 billion humans? How did you get one billion followers in a few minutes?

Keefe: *Shrugs* You can have them, I don't really want to be stalked.

Sophie: *Eye rolls* Keefe, they aren't actually following you everywhere, they just read your posts

Keefe: *Eyes widen* Um, Sophie.

Sophie: Yeah?

Keefe: Look out the window.

Sophie: *Looks out window* *Faints*

Keefe: I told her they were stalking me.