This is for @Foster-Keefe-lizards Thanks for the wonderful idea!

Biana: *Crinkles nose* So you're telling me that people pay money to sleep in someone's bed?

Sophie: They clean the sheets *Shrugs*'

Biana: *Fake gags* But you're still sleeping on the same spot a murderer could've slept in!

Sophie: It's not that bad, there's room service

Fitz: *Gasps* You let strangers deliver food to you? You let them in your room? 

Sophie: Guys, it's not that big of a deal!

Biana: Sophie, *Places hand on Sophie's shoulder* you could be letting in a criminal into your room because you want food.

Sophie: They probably have background checks, its fine.

Biana: The security here is pretty lame, Keefe has already stolen someone's wedding cake. Who's to say a criminal can't disguise themselves, come to your room with food, and kill you?

Sophie: That will never--wait! Keefe stole a wedding cake? *Looks around room*

Keefe: *Still stuffing face with cake* *Feels someone starring at him* *Looks up and meets Sophie's gaze* You can't have any *Muffled from cake in mouth*

Sophie: *Throws hands in air* Keefe!

Keefe: *Pulls cake closer to him* YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY! It's my, my, my precious!

Sophie: Keefe! You can't just steal someone's cake!

Keefe: *Looks up at Sophie* Why not?

Sophie: Because-because it's illegal!

Keefe: Why? *Between bites of cake*

Sophie: *Pauses* Because they paid for it and not you.

Keefe: Yeah, but why can't I take it. It was right there unattended.

Sophie: Well, what if it was my cake. Would you steal it then? *Crosses arms*

Keefe: No, you'd share it with me.

Sophie: *Sighs* Well what if I didn't?

Keefe: Sophie, you would share it because that's the type of person you are.

Sophie: THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S OKAY FOR YOU TO STEAL SOMEONE'S WEDDING CAKE!

Keefe: Why? 

Sophie: *Grabs chunk of cake*

Keefe: *Inhuman squeal* PRECIOUS!

Sophie: *Chucks cake at Keefe*

Keefe: *Glares at Sophie*

Sophie: *Glares at Keefe*

Biana: *Looks at Fitz worriedly*

Fitz: *Looks at Biana worriedly*

Fitz and Biana: *Nod heads in each other's direction* *Slowly start to sneak to the door* *About to turn the knob*

Dex: *Whistling* *Strolls into room* *Stops* *Looks at Keefe and Sophie then Biana and Fitz*

Biana and Fitz: *Eyes go wide* *Mouth no to Dex*

Dex: What happened in here?

Sophie: *Lunges at Keefe* AH!

Keefe: *Lunges at cake*PRECIOUS!

Sophie: *Chucks cake at Keefe*

Keefe: *Screams* FOR PRECIOUS! *Chucks cake at Sophie*

Sophie: *Misses Keefe hits Biana*

Biana: *Scoffs*

Everyone: *Silent*

Biana: *Looks at cake on dress* *Glares at Sophie*

Sophie and Keefe: *Drop cake in hands*

Sophie: *Gulps*

Biana: *Stalks forward towards cake*

Keefe and Sophie: *Slink back into wall*

Biana: *Walks towards them* THIS IS COTOUR AND YOU JUST RUINED IT! *Grabs chunk of cake* *Chucks at Sophie and Keefe*

Keefe and Sophie: *Lunge towards cake* *Throw some at Fitz and Biana*

Dex: *Hides behind cupboard*

Biana: *Gets cake all in her hair* *Starts crying* ALL I WANTED WAS TO GO TO THE STARBUCKS!

Fitz: *Looks traumatized*

Keefe and Sophie: *Insane twitch in one eye as the hold up cake ready to chuck*

Tam: *Walks into room*

Keefe and Sophie: *Glare at him*

Tam: *Hands up in defense* Okay then *Walks out of room*

Keefe and Sophie: *Go back to chucking cake at each other*

Dex: *Hyperventalating in cupboard*

Biana: *Still crying in corner*

Fitz: *still frozen in place from when he got hit*

Manager: *Pounds on door* HEY? What's going on in there? We've gotten calls from the other rooms?

Everyone: *Freezes*

Manager: *Fumbles keys* *Click* *Opens up door* *Gasps* *Looks at Sophie* *Blinks*

Sophie: *Blinks*

Manager: *Looks at Keefe* *Blinks*

Keefe: *Eye twitches*

Manager: *Looks at Biana* *Blinks*

Biana: *Blinks* *One tear falls down cheek*

Manager: *Looks at Fitz* *Blinks*

Fitz: *Stammers* C-C-Cake

Dex: *Cupboard door squeaks open* *Stares at managere*

Manager: *Stares at Dex*

Cake: *Falls over*

Fan: *Crashes down onto hotel bed*

Tam: *Emerges from shadows* *Whispers to manager* Told you they were all crazy

Keefe: *Stares at cake* *Eye twitches* PRECIOUS NO! *Starts crying* WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO ME? WHY ME? WHAT DID I DO? CAKE NEVER DESERVED THIS! *Sobs into hands*

Manager: *Looks pale* What happened in here?

Sophie: *Pats Keefe's shoulder*

Keefe: *Flinches away*

Tam: You don't want to know *Pats Manager on the back* Well my job here is done *Walks out of room*

Everyone leaves except for Keefe and Manager

Keefe: *Sobs* Precious

Manager: Did you steal that?

Keefe: *Looks up* *Eyes wide in shock* No! And how dare you speak to me like that? I'm not some-some criminal! 

Manager: *Crosses arms* You did didn't you?

Keefe: *Looks around nervously* YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME! *jumps out window* *Lightleaps away*

Manager: *Blinks* *Pulls out walkie talkie* Kelly, please come to room 113.