Let this be a warning to my friend IRL who refuses to give me her Wattpad username.

I expect your username this time Monday, or I will post every meme I have of you on here. Including the Doritos meme. Mkay?

I'm not afraid to blackmail to get my way. If you do not, I will post them one by one on the same chapter every day I'm waiting. And if I run out of memes, I will reveal an embarrassing thing about you to the internet for all to see.

You've got 48 hours.

Good.

Fucking.

Luck.