You wanna know what my favorite thing about my family is?

I check my phone after playing a few rounds of this game called like charades and I have about 30 or so messages.

Me- "OMG I forgot I have friends, I'm being blown up here."

Mom and aunt in unison- "you have friends?" *look at each other and laugh*

Me-
Me-
Me-
Me-
Me-
Me- *laughing*

~~~~~

*playing phase 10 with family*

Mom- *finishes phase and goes out*
Brother- *slams cards down on table* *points at my grandmother* YOU GAVE HER LIFE, YOU CAN TAKE IT AWAY
Everyone- *hysterical laughing*
*some time later*
Brother- nobody will call the cops.
Aunt- I'll call the cops!
Mom- you won't miss me?
Brother- no.

*some time later*
Brother- WELL HIRE SOMEONE!