Do I have permeation to kick the fucking shit out of two boys?

So Prince just insulted me, and walk out of the room. So I go up to him when you're leaving, and I begin to kick him. Another boy, Jonathan, comes up to us and says "you know if you want to kick someone, you like them, right?"

I just mumbled "whatever" while trying to hold back a blush. See, Jonathan was my fifth grade crush. And my small self though he was cute then. Well you should see him now. It's like someone genetically designed him to be the dumb but cute jock with cute comebacks. And he's the smoothest fucking guy ever. I'm dead serious.

Im just sitting and I see someone next to me drop something (this was years ago) and he picks it up and reads it. I saw it and it said "why do all the cute boys pass me by?"

And he handed it to her and says "opposites attract. You're too hot for them." And just-

And he's so smoother now

But enough about that, I want to kick prince in the balls.

*cough* this was supposed to be out last night but I was lazy *cough*