~It's impossible to lick your elbow.
~75% of people just tried to.
~Crocodiles can't stick out their tongues.
~A shrimps heart is in it's head.
~People started to say bless you when you sneeze because your heart actually stops for a millisecond.
~Studying 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years not one has stuck it's head in sand.
~Pigs can't look up.
~A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
~50% of the world's population has never sent/received a phone call.
~Rats and horses cannot vomit.
~if you sneeze to hard you can fracture a rib.
~If you suppress a sneeze you can burst a blood vessle
~46% of all statistics are made up
~60% of people missed the joke in the last one
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