~Evan's pov~

"What if I where to kiss you right now?" This was it my big moment. I heard Delirious gasp as my hands slipped a little lower.

"E-Evan, if you're t-teasing me st-stop now." He was stuttering so badly I couldn't resist the urge to tease him.

"Or what?" I chuckled lowly in his ear. I could see him biting his lip as I brought my hands lower until they were just millimeters above his groin. I kissed the back of his neck.

"St-stop teasing m-me!" I turned him around so he was facing me and I moved my hands back to his waist. I was a good five inches taller than him, but that made him look so much cuter being so short. I sent my hands lower and lower until they were on that perfectly good ass of his. He bit his lip when I squeezed it.

"Do you like that?" I whispered in his ear again. I could feel his erection rubbing against mine. Fuck I needed him badly.

"Wh-why do you al-always tease m-me?" I smirked at him and leaned to whisper in his ear again.

"Follow me and I'll show you what's not a tease." He gasped as I dragged him into our room.

"E-Evan I don't know about this." I turned back towards him after I shut the door. I pinned him up against a wall and slid my knee in between his legs.

"Just relax, baby." I chuckled again.

"GOD DAMNIT EVAN I FALL FOR IT EVERYTIME!!!" He pushed me away as I laughed. He pouted and I could see his obvious boner. I won't lie I have one too. He tried to walk out the room, but I grabbed his wrist.

"Hey where are you going I'm not done with you." I smirked and pushed him on the bed. I crawled on top of him and startled his lap.

"You're a bitch." He chuckled.

"We'll see who's the bitch here now won't we." I smirked and leaned down to kiss him. I lifted his mask up just below his nose. His lips were so sweet I could kiss them all day. He hesitated before kissing back. I slid my hand up his shirt teasing the skin under it. He gasped and I slipped my tongue in his mouth. He fought for dominance, but I won.

I got off his lap and took off my shirt. He gasped at my six pack. I climbed back on top of him.

"We'll see who's the bitch." That was the last thing he said before pulling me closer to him and flipping us so he's on top. Well played Delirious. He started kissing my neck until he found my sweet spot. He nipped at it making me moan.

"D-Delirious!" He bit it again.

"Say my real name." He started sucking and giving me hickeys.

"Ugh! Jonathan!" I bucked up as out erections rubbed against each other and he growled in my ear. God did that turn me on. I flipped us back over so I was on top. I started to take off his shirt. We were both panting at this point.

I started attacking his neck with kisses now. I found his sweet spot and sucked on it while I palmed him.

"Evan!" He moaned my name as he bucked against my hand. "Don't. Tease." He said in between pants.

"Pants... off. Now." He started unbuckling his pants as I kissed his neck some more. He struggled at first, but eventually got them undone.

"E-Evan wait. I think, I think now would b-be a good t-time to do th-this." Before I could ask what he meant he took off his mask. Oh God he was hot. He had dimples when he smiled and freckles going under his eyes and on the bridge of his nose. And his eyes. I could stare at them all day. I leaned back down to his ear.

"I don't think you should have done that. I won't be able to resist now."

Knock, knock, knock

"Evan it's 7:15 I'm hungry as fuck. What's for dinner?" Fucking cock block.

"I'll be there in a minute to get something."

"Your son's a cock block."

"No our son's a cock block." He giggled as I stood up helping him to his feet. "To be continued." I kissed his check and slipped on the first shirt I saw. It had a shark eating a cheeseburger on the front. I smiled to myself and walked out.

I walked into the kitchen to find Ethan sitting on a stool.

"If you guys want to fuck do it while I'm not here." I laughed as Delirious came out wearing my black muscle shirt with my VanossGaming logo on it, but he also put his mask back on. I hated that thing sometimes. I smiled at him as he sat next to Ethan.

"What was so funny?" He looked to Ethan.

"Nothing it's fine Jonathan."

"Jonathan?" Ethan asked as he looked towards Delirious.

"That's Delirious's real name."

"I can answer for my myself." He crossed his arms and pouted.

"But I did it for you, baby."

"You're a bitch Evan."

"You were about to be the bitch Del." His ears turned red. He was blushing.

"Well now I know who's top and who's bottom, but I don't have food." Ethan complained.

"I want fooooood!!! Evan make something."

"Nope you're making something."

"I CAN'T FUCKING COOK!" He flailed his arms in the arm. He was so cute when he acted like a little kid.

"Come here and I'll show you." He stood up and walked over to me.

I grabbed some eggs, bacon, and pancake batter. I reached up and grabbed a skillet. When I set it down Delirious picked it up and spun it around in his hand.

"Okay so what are you going to teach me." I laughed and pointed to the stuff I got out. "Oh yeah." He laughed that gorgeous laugh of his.

"Alright now crack some eggs into this bowl." I handed him a clear bowl. He took it and grabbed an egg.

"Are you sure you don't want to do this?"

"Just make the food already!!!!" Ethan yelled from behind us hitting the tabletop.

"Hey wait. I got this." Delirious took the egg and cracked it on to the side of the bowl and cracking into the bowl.

"See that wasn't hard." I pushed his shoulder lightly then turned around to grab some flour. And poured some into another bowl and getting some on my hands.

"It's not my fault I can't co-" he looked up at me and I threw flour at him. "Evan you bitch!!" He started laughing as he got some flour on his hands.

"I don't think so." I took off running away from him.