You: *ready af to play fnaf sister location*

I am so ready

I will win this game and uncover all its mysteries.

I will solve all its mysteries.

*after playing it and being jumpscared to death*

...

PURPLE GUY!! I WAS PLAYING AS PURPLE GUY AND I KNOW IT, YOU CAN'T FOOL ME SCOTTY-BOY!

Alex: *gets out of your wardrope*

It's just a theory!!

You: hey Alex.. Stop with the references.. And yeah i know i was playing as purple guy

Alex: plottwist

I am Scott Cawthon

You: Plottwist

You are an idiot

Alex: :(

*gets back to wardrope curling into a ball crying cuz u were a mean exotic butter*