You: mom.. Please..

Mom: *is tied on a chair* I WON'T MARRY ALEX DANG IT!!

Alex: *is tied next to her with ducktape on his mouth* mhmmhmh!?

Mom: *looks him* Da fck he said!?

Zoe: He said "WHY!? EVERYONE WANTS!"

Mom: -_-

No
Just
No

You: DO IT!

Mom: NO!

You: *takes off the ducktape* PROPOSE HER

Alex: what!? No way!

You: *puts gun at his head* NOW

Alex: MARRY MEH, I DON'T WANT TO DIE :'(

You: *smirks*

Mom: Alex, you chicken... It's her bro's toy, it's not a real gun!

You: *frowns*

Alex: oh..

STILL DON'T KILL ME!!:'(

Mom: *sighs*

You: *facepalm*

Mom: And that's why i broke up with him..

You: now i can understand..

Alex:  wait

YOU BROKE UP WITH ME!?

*burst into tears*

Mom: -_-

You: -_-